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Where are the pornstars you speak of ?

That page should be called "Ripley's believe it or not bizzare sex laws from around the world" I really doubt it if the masturbation police have caught any criminals red handed in Indonesia.

Angel dark

I would include Angel dark here as well even though she into hardcore. some of her twisty photo shoots are fabulous.

I wouldn't mind if the one in the center, first row, was doing my root canal. I dunno why this thread reminds me of Berlosconi

Hillary fisher FTW :kiss: keep the good ones coming folks ;)

Im yet to apply a couple of those techniques but they seem too old fashioned for me.I can see how negging could work but there is a fine line between being offensive and drawing a woman's attention towards you. Might get you into trouble even unless you know the person before hand in which case...

I dunno whats more biazzare , this story or the world we live in?

Yeah agree with jelena jensen as well. she's right up there with the best.

fat cunt slut bitch i think

hey nikki you are welcome! i dunno if you've noticed , i have made a couple of posts on your thread. its flooded with your fans so its hard to get noticed and get involved in the way others do when you have a life outside the internet , but whenever i do get the time i always make it a point to...

I had no idea i would be bumping this on the 1st day. o_0

anyone can be baconsalt

link?

Why cant people just jerk off in the wash basin? easiest thing ever.

Absence of a woman?

I can only think of Monica leigh, Alice Goodwin and amanda hanshaw

Who are the flawless drop dead gorgeous beauties you would pick? You could include the playboy women as well ! :drool1:

Actually it s a random gif from a pr0n site. I would like to believe they are Gianna Micheal's ;)

the only way to find out is to marry her.

sounds good. its tough to find wifey material women nowadays. kudos for having reserved the best for later.

if it doesnt reach your navel , you're small.

like i said in the other thread Some of the stuff i read in the mail about my horoscope is actually true occasionally so i cant say i give a rats ass. if the earths alignment has gone for a toss and the sun is in a different constellation on our birthday every year means we are then governed...

"This is nothing to worry about, Felicity. The boy probably had the lump all along because his pocket had a very full wallet in it or a small wooden cross." "Sometimes boys will ask you to rub the lump to bring the swelling down. Don't do it. It will only make his condition worse. Always use a...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50147

Some of the stuff i read in the mail is actually true ocassionally so i cant say i give a rats ass. if the earths alignment has gone for a toss and the sun is in a different constellation on our birthday every year then means we are then governed by a different zodiac. Interesting i would say...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148 hilarious thread. i dunno whether the people there are serious or joking or whether the entire board is a setup. jezzus christ :tinhat:

Why?

He banged her to death. ****, now thats a tough motherfuker. :eek:

My college principal's name was wilson but we called him willy. he's no more though im a modest 6" to be exact. always wanted a couple of inches more though. blame it on my indian genes.

the title is missing the word 'ex' how wonderful that would be. but i would feel bad later

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread What's the difference between an epileptic farmer and a blonde with diarrhea? One shucks between fits.

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread glad to see you back nikki !! dont care whether its a bad joke friday or a no repeat wednesday or not here's one in honour of nikki's return : Four nuns are ****** and arrive at the Gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St Peter. The first nun says "St...

not unless you wanna get rejected before you've even got started.

When in the john im usually checking out nikki nova , got gisele or monica leigh on my laptop. Usually never takes me long enough to read a book anyway. in and out

you are 18 years old right?

how come hugh hefner didnt think of this one ? good luck with your ***** , call me when its up.

you could say im trying my luck :1orglaugh

I was making my ex girlfriend laugh a lot just before she broke up with me and put up a very suave front when i first met her and that was hardly my personality because im more funny than im pretentious :dunno:

All you players here, what is your normal SOP to achieve great sucess with a woman who you would really like to do naughty stuff to? do you look straight into her deep set eyes and ask her something general , do you say something philospohical which has the potential of making her wonder what...

Re: Asian Alt Model, Evelyn http://www.nnconnect.com/xo_eve/yellow_hat/tits.html :flame:

nice shlong! yours?

Re: Who made you cum today? Got Gisele

I think i managed to squeeze in one for nikki. hope you win babe

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate ****** artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are ****** and screaming but over...

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She has one one of the hottest bodies ever. I wish she did some hot photoshoots.

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Ok, so maybe im a bit weird and this thread as gay as Elton johns and furnishs' surrogate *** borne out their mixed sperm but im as straight as a 180 degree angle and as homophobic as it gets. Im curious about the average size of the male genitalia that's all because porn isnt what one should be...

im just looking from the corner of my eye and never has a guy got to know im looking. and whats the big deal with looking anyway when the guy doesn't even get to know? its stupid but i cant help it.