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Jimi Hendrix sang 'If 6 turned up to be 9, I don't mind'. Which got me thinking, when you have a 69 do you prefer to be on the bottom or the top?

You're either committed to your gf or your not, and only you can answer that. There will always be distractions whether its today or in 10 years time. Try having a wank while you think about it, that often helps :)

I must have been wanking, I missed it :(

A musical staring Shemales and titled, 'One up the bum, no harm done'. I'm away to work on the lyrics :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/defence/8105006/UK-France-defence-David-Cameron-hails-new-military-co-operation-between-Britain-and-France.html :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

More fucked up bollocks from Europe - votes for prisoners and a shared military deterrent with France, and Britain pays £65 billion a year for this total ***********.

Re: cock rubbing on face? The guy made the double cum as well!

No1 :) and an added bonus would be if the woman who's leaning back in her plastic chair, goes just a little to far and tips over. Now that would be awesome :)

Re: My kitty-kat outfit! I'm just about to put your cream out :)

Re: Big Naturals vs. Fake Tits vs. Small Tits: Alexia Rae or Alanah Rae or Ashlyn Rae Amazing, I thought Alexia Rae with her big perfect naturals would storm this poll and she's last!!

Young ******** who are so excited by everything thats new to discover in life. Just fuckin grow up!

The bikini set, I want to see if that dog pisses up the BMW rear wheel.

Ooops, I knew there was something I meant to do!

Harmony Rose would trigger off the 'fuck or flight response' for me. Our body's primitive, automatic, inborn response that prepares the body to 'fuck' or 'flee' from perceived ******, harm or threat to our survival.

An Outty, providing its not slapping against your knees.

I just hit one of those dangerous curves and came off :)

I was lucky enough to see Queen live on their Kind of Magic tour, never seen or heard anything like it before or since. They were the ultimate live band.

Emma Starr so sexy

Whats your house number and post code? :)

I'm sorry, but I think there maybe be a a few typo's in the above statement, it should read as follows: DO YOU WANK CONSTANTLY? Spending 20 or more hours a week wanking can put someone at risk of wrist injuries. Often the damage is severe enough that surgery is the only real cure, he says...

If she has tits and a pussy, then she has what it takes :)

Would you want the British SAS or American Delta ***** to come and rescue you?

Typing a message on Freeone's, and finding when you come to post it, you've been logged out!

Gomusic.com is so cheap its not worth pirating music.

:) Very eloquently put! Good to hear you have a life, and good to hear you teach tenth graders. Good to hear most of them know how to use an apostrophe, that almost gives me a little more faith in humanity. Maybe I will be there one day, maybe not, I just hope I can accomplish getting there...

question 3, do you have a ******?

Alan titchmarsh, he gets on my fuckin tits too, he's a fuckin gardener, fuck off and garden and stop presenting TV shows. Adrian Chiles - The worlds most fucking boring, dull bastard gets to present football and breakfast TV that asshole sure must be fuckin the right people.

That should win an award for the closest to the ground tree house lol I thought the whole idea of a tree house, was that its UP a tree?

:yesyes: clamped nipples :yesyes:

allinternal just went allexternal lol

Coldplay's Chris Martin, crap music from a crap band with a crap singer, but he's disappeared so far up his ********* ass, he's convinced himself he's a genius. Deffo No1 Peeve for me, although he's being closely followed by Simon Cowell.

:dunno: don't give a fuck :) If you're here to surf the forum correcting grammar and spellings, good luck to you. Although you must have encountered the Chinese curse. 'May you live in interesting times'. :1orglaugh or for something a bit more 21st century, 'Get a life'.

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I'd rather have a curry

Well l think they should all be locked up, except for the blonde No6 down. There's obviously been a tragic miscarriage of justice in her case :)

So the guy has no house, no car, no job, no shoes...... But lets take his fuckin phone off him to! I think there should be a new law so that condescending bastards have to beg for a living :)

From fake tits to fake fights, reality is definitely a thing of the past :)

She's just ****** out for a facial

I don't like her left eyebrow

Its my 'I woz ere' statement.

Bambi, closely followed by anything with Harmony Rose in it :)

From a British point of view I wouldn't say we loathe Americans. Both nations have a lot of interconnected history which has been positive and negative. I think historically (as a generalisation) the British think we're slightly better than everyone else. That myth probably arose from being the...

Its an American and European problem, but apparently according to British PM David Cameron its all Gordon Brown's fault. So now you know :)

:D We don't need the US, the Brits have done it properly :D No deaths and they rescued the right ship :1orglaugh http://news.aol.co.uk/world-news/story/british-******-in-cargo-ship-rescue/1353989

Next doors cat

I want one

That's so weird, because I want to produce genetic material :)

How can you be sure?

I seized two large vessels on Saturday night.

Only if they do it inside a Crematorium