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Chips and gravy or chips and curry sauce? ****, **** or that french cider stuff? Favourite pie? When I was a little lad, I was taught that its good manners to play nicely with friends and share toys. Does this not apply to girls, because I never seen girls sharing toys in a video?

Spank the plank

No, they should not be free, but a mindless moron speeding or ***** won't be prevented by a camera anyway. The majority are caught at 7 to 10 mph above the designated speed limit, not that I'm condoning any form of speeding. But, If you turn the statistic around, and say, 3% of accidents across...

In the UK, 97% of car crashes have nothing to do with breaking the speed limit. The 'camera safety' issue has always been a red herring. Just because people slow down, doesn't mean that its prevented an accident. However the revenue raised from speed cameras has been huge. Don't believe their...

They both appear equally well equipped to have mastered the spam javelin, although as far as technique goes, I think Lisa Ann has a better grip.

So you can't detect them with scanners, dogs can't sniff them out, but you find one and defuse it 17 minutes before its due to go off. And I thought I was lucky winning a months access to Mary Cary :D http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8110255/Cargo-plane-bomb-plot.html

Another stealth tax wrapped up in, 'its for your safety' bullshit.

I want the Freak to freak me out

Its a hard one :) but.......Sofia just pips it for me

Excellent answers! Today's Question: You open your fridge to discover nothing but a cucumber. What is the first thought that runs through your mind?

Awwww I thought this thread would be about **** and pillage :( för dahl píl-laj ðndv plundør!

Same ****, different asshole.

Its the same with French *********, or as we call it in Britain, French Cider :D

Not that I'm obsessed or anything :) but yea, she sure is sexy!

People need to accept that China is already the new world super power and that the west is fading. In many ways we only have ourselves to blame, in the UK we closed most of the coal mines because importing coal from China was seen as cheaper. At least they made the figures look that way! Today...

£12,400 per ******* seems on the expensive side. I was going to hire assassin to shoot my wife, he said it would cost £6000 and that he would shoot her through the breast. I said, hang on, I want her ****** not kneecapped!! :mad:

Don't think this has been posted before http://tgp.girls-in-heels.com/NylonsNylons/Arabella1/stease.php

Hey, the mouse looks like he's getting a blow job in there!!

When 80% of the wealth is owned by 20% of the population, its time for a redistribution.

Not me, its the lowest form of wit!

Have you ever farted in bed and popped your head under the duvet to check out the aroma?

I'm off into the garden to find a rock, the dirty bitch!!!

Is the great northern expression, 'one up the bum, no harm done', a true statement. Or, a deceptive ploy to encourage unsuspecting girls to try anal sex?

Awesome pics of Britain, you'd get another rep, but I'm repped out!

Another awesome post, nice to see something positive to remind us what a fuckin amazing country we have.

**** riding bikes at night with no lights, its incredible how moronic is the new cool.

The problem is we are all separate countries not states, its a bit like asking the USA to amalgamate with South America. It doesn't work and Britain for one, never held a referendum on the Maastricht Treaty because the government knew it would be voted against. You can be proud of being an...

Not if they are bent, thank you :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4&ob=av2n

When I buy Ikea furniture, I burn the instructions before I start!

WTF is NFL? :)

Emma Starr will have bigger tits

From now on whenever I go out, I'm gonna walk with my arms stretched out, just in case!

It wasn't so much indoctrination at the time, Hiter rose to political power by promising to make Germany great again, Solve unemployment by making more public service jobs, German jobs for german people, Stopping the hyperinflation, Protect his people from the communists and other bad...

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amazing photo's from strange times

:nanner: I'm dancing to this as I prepare to insert my new toner cartridge that's just arrived from the Yemen :)

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Is a good **** better than bad sex?

I'd say welcome aboard, but you've already made 1 post too many.

Some countries may have benefited but overall its not working. At least Britain had the sense to stay out of the Euro, although we get inflicted with their inane, do goodie policies that seem to be derived to benefit the absolute minorities and fuck the majority. Another fuck fest for...

Nipple implants? :1orglaugh

Re: last day of website special! hurry! How do we get unlimited credits?

Re: last day of website special! hurry! OMFG :eek:

Because without politics there would be no Rage Against the Machine :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1T8xgHdMEM&feature=fvst

***** loads of bottled water, I know its fuckin boring but general dehydration causes all sorts of health issues. You could get the gall stones removed. You can destroy 80% of your liver and it will still regenerate itself assuming you change your lifestyle. Hope things improve for you.

I've always thought some attractive people never photograph very well, and appear more attractive in video or real life. http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/study-to-unlock-attractiveness-20101103-17cyt.html

I **** having just finished a really orgasmic ****, to realise there's no toilet roll.

My wife has Glands of Montgomery and very useful they are to. Occasionally I drag her around the house checking for squeaking doors. If I find one, I gently position her nipple by the hinge and slowly close the door until the oily secretion dribbles down the hinge. :) Every home should have one.

Jayne, she gave better head.