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    ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★

    Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ well i don't normally like to brag but..
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    White porn stars who have recently done there first interracial scenes? [no milfs]

    man you waited three years for this to be your first post? after that long i would have expected a real gem :(
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    Best way to meet women?

    i'm not an expert but i would hazard a guess that you may have done it wrong...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? this is the first time in history anyone has ever said that. :eek:
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    Best way to meet women?

    yeah pretty much.
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    I Masturbate Weird now, ever since taking Fish Oil (Omega 3)

    you really should speak to a urologist about that instead of a bunch of dirty perverts on a porn forum.
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    Polite Term for addressing an American with very dark skin?

    in all seriousness, if you really feel the need to address people of different racial heritages differently than others then you need to do some self examination...people are people :thumbsup:
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    Male multiple orgasms

    yes i can reliable have two back to back orgasms if i want to while fucking. but typically i'll pull out, cum and then continue fucking for a short time before cumming again. i find that to be more enjoyable than two immediately back to back, plus it's a great opportunity for her to get off...
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    Polite Term for addressing an American with very dark skin?

    well that is spanish for the color black after all..not sure it'd go over well. maybe if zdenka acted really ignorant they might just smile and laugh at him :facepalm:
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    I Masturbate Weird now, ever since taking Fish Oil (Omega 3)

    um...it's not supposed to hurt. go get that **** checked so it doesn't fall off ;)
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    Is there any better feeling than an orgasm?

    well, as a matter of fact people did engineer such ***** and they are indeed rich beyond your wildest dreams...
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    brazzer location studio ?

    i'm confused as to what exactly it is you're asking about..
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    Is there any better feeling than an orgasm?

    the euphoric feeling after having good, intense, aerobic sex is possibly better than the actual orgasm in my opinion.
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    twerking

    god damn it :facepalm:
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    ^i approve, very sexy pics harley. i like how you went against the traditional white/pink easter bunny theme, the black looks great :thumbsup:
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    Why isn't there an award for best vaginal scene?

    there are such awards..typically called something along the lines of best porn scene with no additional adjectives. male/female vaginal sex scenes are considered normal, thus, they don't get special awards
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    Casting Call

    damn, i am neither native american nor anywhere near colorado...but, if you're ever in need of a skinny white guy from alaska and his girlfriend let me know :facepalm:
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    Do You Have A Fav Male Talent

    so are you saying the gay corner is the place to talk about straight male/female porn? i guess, in that case, the rest of the board is for discussion, pictures and videos of solo naked women :facepalm:
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    Do You Have A Fav Male Talent

    nonsense...the only way you can be a gay man is if you look the other man in the eyes while fucking him, if you cuddle afterwards or if you make out at any point during intercourse. anything else is perfectly acceptable as heterosexual behavior ;) besides, why do people give a ****? labels are...
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    any girls here ?

    fair enough, but still, without her domineering presence i'm sure anders would greatly resemble the hamster in that .gif and we would suffer intermittent power blackouts..of course i probably wouldn't notice anyway since my scavenged internet connection is kinda spotty :suspicious:
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    any girls here ?

    oh also can't forget about our benevolent cult ****** who guides us and watches over us. as well as pay the bills to keep the lights on. :cthulhu:
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    Who own this monsterdildo?

    you wanna talk about a zombie thread that won't die? -> http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?526033 :zombie:
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    Finally got a girl again

    agreed completely. it's fucked up how backwards thinking people are on this subject. casual sex is great and equally acceptable for both men and women in my opinion. anyway, congrats scott, have fun, keep an open mind and don't be judgmental. the fact she's been around a bit says nothing about...
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    any girls here ?

    most of us are actually overweight dudes from jersey or the mid-west and live in our step parent's respective basements, attics or sheds. we only get out to the nearest convenience store to stock up on ramen noodles, hot pockets and cheap malt ****** to keep us going strong through our marathon...
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    Who own this monsterdildo?

    i sure don't. you can probably find one though if you look hard enough.
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    Need some experts in here, is this a tampon string or not? (video)

    i'm just wondering why someone came across this thread and then decided to add to it..:dunno:
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    Relationship Advice: Me and my friend like the same girl

    ^Rattrap, you obviously have a great mind as i had the same thought..OP, you obviously need to follow through with this, it will be a great bonding experience between the three of you and really help knock over some of the trust issues and confusion going on. once it's all out there in the open...
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    Duke Porn Star's Heartbroken ******

    yep. and parents like that wonder why their **** up doing things that disappoint them :facepalm:
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    hey thanks for the rep beautiful :hatsoff:

    hey thanks for the rep beautiful :hatsoff:
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    Jezuschrist Godfuckingdamnit!

    i can definitely relate. the woman's pleasure is at least as important to me as my own. if she isn't satisfied then neither am i, so her pleasure is my primary focus because i'll get off in the end regardless. luckily i'm fortunate enough to have been able to train myself to cum multiple times...
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    Who own this monsterdildo?

    obviously it belongs to the one with the beard holding it. no one could forget something like that in a hotel room.
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    2/10 would not bang.

    congratulations, you're the first person i've seen to be unfamiliar with the 1-10 scale of ranking. also, for someone who's been on this site for a couple years you seem equally unfamiliar with the general asshattery and **** talking that is common around here.
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    Shaving Your Pubic Area

    as long as i shave at roughly the right intervals i have next to no issues with razor burn. if i either shave again too soon or wait too long i have a tendency to get a little irritation but it's been years since i've had any significant issues there. i use standard gilette 3 blade razor heads...
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    2/10 would not bang.

    :facepalm:
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    Ever Smoke Too Much?

    certainly seemed like weed in the original post..not sure where the tangent on cigarettes came from :dunno: anyway, welcome Brandi!
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    Does Porn Hurt ********?

    as stated multiple times, bad parenting hurts ********. also the backwards, archaic and hypocritical views that the american public in general has on the subject of sex hurts the sexual development of **** as they mature the most IMO. sex is portrayed all over the place and is glorified in the...
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    239 Feared Dead in Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight

    actually both are accurate as they are, in fact, reptilian moon jews. in all seriousness though, i know a couple people who trade in auto parts of suspect origins. if i hear of them peddling used airliner furniture and jet turbine parts i will tip off the local authorities. weird **** though...
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    Which *********** got famous through the "Casting Couch"?

    thought provoking input. thank you. :hatsoff:
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    it STILL hasn't been nine (9) years you non counting chumps! :mad:
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    Camel Toes

    Dj1gUMS8fyY
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    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    me too.
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    Would hard-knuckle motorcycle gloves work for fighting?

    you should go to a motorcycle shop so you can try our their selection of gloves. there should be a clear section of drywall near the rack so you can test the knuckle protection.
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    will asain defeat aemrica

    i just want to know how you spelled Asian differently every time you typed it..:confused:
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    is ***** sex possible?

    great advice for those who are into that sort of thing, works perfectly as advertised 10/10 ;)
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    is ***** sex possible?

    which, if you're in an intimate relationship with someone, is an even more ridiculous thing to do anyway..
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    is ***** sex possible?

    yep that has happened with my girlfriend and i several times, except we always **** up part way through..that's always interesting, as we both groggily try to figure out what's going on then decide we might as well keep going :facepalm:
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    Addicted to extreme sex.

    yeah i can totally relate man, as i read that i just felt as though i were reading the story of my own sex life. people just don't understand the crosses that we must bear.:******:
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    how does a pussy clean itself off of the cum inside it?

    people are mocking you and questioning your age because you're asking a question that is answered in sex ed class that most people have around the age of 12 or 13.
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    Miss Colorado busted for doing a porno

    haha i was gonna say something along those lines as well :glugglug:
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