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What I see: - The woman in the oven symbolises motherhood, "bun in the oven" and whatnot. Her being in the oven itself is symbolic of women's oppression as the barers of ******** and what historically that has meant for the separation of the sexes. - The sandwich falling on a hot stove is...

If you have to ask, you should probably just chemically castrate yourself now. As a pre-emptive measure.

What a sweet boy, Kirk Cameron is.

I'm all about Dominionism. It is at the very core of my being. Anyone who disagrees with this stance should be put to death.

The internet is a poison. We should all revert back to the good old days when beating your wife was a respectable evenings activity. Where are we now, huh? Posting on various men's rights activists forums on the necessity of spousal ***** and how **** isn't real **** in some instances because...

Insanezing

A beautiful, beautiful man.

Have you ever known someone with terminal cancer? Ever see them in their last months, or weeks, or days? If not, you need to shut the fuck up. It's not a "nice way to go" in the slightest.

Think this is from The Tree of Life.

Ah yes, Ol' Sparkz. She was a tight little number wasn't she... *ahem*

I think I've found Senator Akin's source: If only the women of today conformed to the social norms of 1815. Then we wouldn't be having these problems. What a fucking moron.

;_;

I have a thing for redheads so that's a huge point in her favour. Plus she's cute too. So yes! Yes is the right answer to this type of question, right?

It's a long weekend. I think you could fit all of them in. D, several times. Grow a pair, faggit!

Re: Hottest Olympians Probably the best last name at the Olympics as well.

Good god, no. You can keep him.

You have AIDS

Wasn't planning on watching The Hobbit anyway, so this cash grab really doesn't bother me.

Re: Hottest Olympians I think Victoria Pendleton is pretty hot. Just look at dem cyclist thighs... :drool2:

Either one. Just, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!

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No one can replace, Lisa. She is my love. My heart. My everything.

Yes, but what of the gangs of roaming death panels, that breeze through towns like the 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang' ***** Catcher, whisking people away in a big cage in order to die, whilst being re-educated by Obama's Maoist re-education agents?

Congrats to Bradley Wiggins. Awesome display.

I don't care.

Wow, congrats to Le Clos.

Oh my god! SHE DID WHAT!? THAT IS LIKE, SO FUCKING CRAZY!!!?!>!!<!ML"mqoscb z[pvj0Áúg08wg9d[ 0]ojin[dvqVBPIE F[FVN[cbwvedHURRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr FUCK YOU

Sans Soleil (1983) RIP Chris Marker.

I only had a sip of the huckleberry *****, you didn't have to send me away for it, you *******!

7 years, when I was in a Mongolian prison. Sexual gratification was frowned upon and while my first couple of years there were full of those special mastabatory moments that just make life a joy. The punishments if you were caught were just too severe. So I stopped. Once I finally got out (I was...

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Hay

Guys, guys, guys... no need for all this hostility. Lets all just wash our penises and forget this whole mess every happened.

Oh right, the banana. To be honest I didn't even notice it. I guess just having something inserted into my asshole has become such a normal thing to do, when I see images of it my eyes aren't immediately drawn to it.

It is a handsome ass, I'll give you that.

It won't allow me to post the gif I wanted. So yeah... thanks.

Sansho the Bailiff (1954)

Well done, Lochte. Phelps 4th, surprising.

Four hours of complete tedium for ten minutes of excitement at the end. The Road Races ladies and gentlemen. The Road Race... I complain, but I've watched all of it so far.

Well, of course it is. What has been had the biggest effect on contemporary pop music outside of the digital download in the last decade? The rise of the reality talent show, which looks for "talent" that fits into an incredibly specific and highly marketable bubble both in terms of look and...

Re: London: 2012 It's so bad. STRIKE NOW TERRORISTS! DO IT NOW!

But it was the most truthful thing he'd said in years. We are a small island that make things nobody wants. Walking it back... dats so Romney.

I'd probably choose bones too. But only if I could specify which bone. I don't want to just say bones and then have my back broken, severing my spinal cord in the process. At least with emotional pain I could be a great blues singer. Or a heroin addicted stand up comedian. Hmm... decisions...

The chest burster isn't even the worst one. It's the guy repeatedly shoving his hands into the girls ass and it being ever so slightly pulled out in the process. Blergh! Why do these women do it? Because people pay them to do it. And while it's all well and good saying to someone that they...