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Pffft. Gaping is so 2009. It's all about the pink sock now. Get with it grandpa!

Re: London: 2012 "... a place of mud and illiteracy and embarrassing diseases." Well said, Boris. Well said.

This just proves it. We should ban all medical procedures. They're just too dangerous.

Lukewarm Dr Pepper, blergh...

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Just noticed how old this thread is. Further comment is no longer necessary. But let me tell ya, what was written here before I edited it out was a hum-dinger. But you'll never get to see it. I genuinely feel sorry for each and every one of you.

It doesn't matter.

I already hit dat. I don't dig in the same hole twice.

I want your penis inside me.

All of our evening news programs have a segment called "Today in the colonies," so yes.

Weren't you the guy who ****** like 30 people on your first day as a mod? Oh wait, no. That's every new mod. You sucked M12!

I can see both sides in that dispute using either argument in order to deflect some attention away from the other.

Glory is probably my favourite.

Not interested in porn in the slightest to be perfectly honest.

Sad news. How long before the reactionaries start blaming the film for this incident, if that hasn't already happened. I mean who really needs to investigate motive when you can just speculate and shift the focus onto certain aspects of the media you don't like?

You could have sex with my corpse? That's good enough for me. Cum on my face, baby.

Worth a shot, right? But seriously though. I am dying. :(

I only have three months to live. Bad jokes aren't as forthcoming as they once were... Pray for me.

She's not being ******** for the sexual gratification of the viewers. So I would say it's pretty far from *****.

Do you want me to post a check or is Paypal, ok?

You're going to **** yourself now, right? Don't be a bitch.