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Have you ever seen Chef describe himself? (He could truly be Bobby Flay or some **** for all I know.....no, wait, OUR chef isn't an arrogant fucktard) :tongue:

I saw that bottle in a catalog that as sent to me. My wife wouldn't let me buy it :(

Actually, wouldn't you break even?.....just sayin'

I agree with most of these, and I'd like to add Audrey Hollender and Allison Wyte to the list. possibly even Sasha Grey.

And damned funny :rofl:

IF that thing is sturdy, it would make one bitchin' camper! It would be better than a pop-up.

North Carolina? I saw an SUV (silver Acura) with those tags while visiting.

Mork. He's hanging upside-down from the coat rod. :thumbsup:

I'd do her twice. I'd even give you guys a 30 minute warning so a crowd can draw up and watch.

I am the droid you are looking for.

Being a ***** of the 80's, and a fan of the music (sue me, Cinderella fucking rocks :D) I have no idea who this is. Seriously, who is it?

On a Hot Dog, I prefer just yellow mustard and some relish. On a Bratwurst or other sausage, well, sky's the limit. Also, I don't eat ketchup/catsup on anything but shoestring French fries, or cooked atop a meatloaf.

Viewtiful Joe wasn't bad. MDK 2 I finished, but it was hard. Zelda 2 wasn't hard at all. The Metal Slugs can be frustrating, but beatable. Tetris will rule your life if you let it. Bionic Commando was VERY tough, but I beat it. Doom I could beat with my eyes closed (I overplayed it. Contra...

I was rocking Hair Nation on Sirius. Ballad of Jayne by L.A.Guns was playing. I try to sing along, but I just can't get the high range without kicking myself in the balls.

At first I was thinking "sick joke" post. Then I started lumping my throat. Now, I'm seriously pissed off :mad: Someone this young should never have to face their own mortality. I lost a very close friend to diabetes when she was only 22. 12 years later, I'm still dealing with it.

It is planned, but it is NOT fake. It hurts like a motherfucker. It doesn't matter that you know it's coming- a 300+# man landing on you HURTS. Already did :scream: Done that, too. I got ***** slammed. Never before had a man tossed me around like some kind of ***'s toy (I'm 6'4, and at...

Oh, yeah, and if it does take off, then there will be more publicity just for being first. So, would you rather be rich, or famous?

Re: Chica Pics to Warm You Up! Holy ****, you're right. That's kinda' cool.:lovecoupl

As still shots, they are almost seizure-inducing. :eek: Good to see it's working for you. I give it a week before there's hundreds of others.

If I could help you, I wouldn't be posting here. :(

Why was the anchor needed? Couldn't he just kick them in the chest and they disappear? (too early?)

He got Oreos, which just consequently happens to be my ***'s favorite..........wait a second, you don't suppose.......

Is that George Clinton? Bitch is funkadelic.

Holy fuck that is awesome! Why do I suddenly have a craving for those Cadbury Mini Eggs?

Is there a full size version of that, or a PDF anywhere? I need a pad of those to keep at work. Seriously.

For some reason, I always had manners. If parents' door was shut, I knocked, or simply left them be. My baby ******, well, she got scarred for life when she was probably 17-ish? heh heh :D

Re: Who made you cum today? Holly West, duh. She looks like a classmates little ******, and that makes her hotter.

Then someone will have to invent 10m ants to put under it. A vicious cycle for the science world.

My wife can't stand when I do that to her. I kept her going for about 5x, and she ****** out. Talk about ruining MY moment. I was scared shitless. It seemed like an eternity (only like a minute), but I literally became Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Islamic, and even plain redneck ('round here...

Only very specific cancers will ever be "cured". People think of cancer as a single "disease" when it is actually ANY mutation of a cell. How can you cure that? Take 2 women with breast cancer. Even under a microscope, the cells will differ.

What the fuck was that!?

Beavis, there is now nothing left to live for. Huhuhuh.

Most people didn't even notice that the ninjas already won.

I managed to get through like 50+ pages. Is it still going?

Ugh. My eyes!

That **** started over at bodybuilding.com. They were fucking ruthless to that chick, who was randomly picked off MySpace or one of the similar sites. I mean RUTHLESS.

Burrito de la Roqueta from a local joint. It is pork roasted in ****, then fried just enough to be crispy. They make a burrito with this and cover it with queso and pico. Fucking drool worthy.

That's a whole lot of it in those lips :eek:

Wasn't the original link a guy fucking this super flexible chick who acted like a doll? I mean, he pulled her out of a toybox and everything, but it was a real woman....or am I thinking of a different thread?

Well, I didn't see that coming! :D

.....I put on my cape and wizard's hat.... + rep for you internet geeks who know this one :rofl:

When I was a senior, my little ****** was a freshman. She brought all her friends around. I did every last one of them on multiple occasions. I find out later that one of the girls' ******* did the exact same thing (leaving out our own sisters, of course- or at least I did :eek:). We were...

I like it if I'm giving. I'm pretty sure I don't want to be receiving.

Buckethead.

"See you on the INside of the moon"

What kind of sauce would be the recommendation over these? We need ChefChiTown to comment here. I'm thinking pork and beans.

I never get gaseous on the higher protein, but man. you can clog an industrial toilet like that. That puddingfarts video was just wrong. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.

AMEN *******! There's also the fact that each year should give one more years' music to the station, but it doesn't happen.

Elizabeth Mitchell- currently Juliet Burke on Lost. Liz Vassey- Wendy Simms from CSI

No Cellos there :D I want a GT500 so bad I can taste it, but I can't fit my big ass and a baby seat in there :( Maybe when he goes front facing....