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I go for the huge Glutton Man meals. If I'm going to eat ****, I'm eating a bunch of it.

In an absolute dire situation, I have a Taurus CIA 650 in .357 mag. It's hammerless and a ********, so there's almost no possible way it could jam or fuck up. It's a wicked cool little ***. That said, I usually carry a Glock 23, 36, or 29 (yes, I love Tupperware pistols :1orglaugh).

Wow, retake the first series of pics with the glasses on.

Wow, Guitar Hero and Rock Band are REALLY fucked.

Re: Hey guys...Holly West saying hi! Hey Holly, I need a new avatar photo. Your choice this time.

Guess not. That's what I just learned yesterday.

Got it :thumbsup:

You likely have a spyware infestation. N/M Me too. Looks like wetcircle i now owned by trancefm (I have no idea what either site is about, I'm just helping with the computer problem).

Re: Hey guys...Holly West saying hi! I heard it left a bad taste in her mouth :D

Hell's fire, I thought Roald and Freeones were the same dude. So, I learned something today.

Is that 'Nilla Wafers?

:bowdown::rofl:

http://usa.asus.com/products.aspx?l1=5&l2=159&l3=697&l4=0&model=2169&modelmenu=1 Carry that laptop while wearing them.

201#'s at 5'8" tall She was 8+ months pregnant. :D

Never heard of her :D

Never heard of it, but I'll check it out now.

Nah, it'd be a double, and king-sized here. :D I think it's pretty neat for a ***'s room.

Gets mine. I'm rich, bitch! :bowdown:

I've seen the whole thing, she just keeps right on going, while also getting railed from behind the entire time.

Moolah.

The Colon Blow scene from Van Wilder.

I'll dig around at [H]ardforums and OCForums. I KNOW I've seen this topic at one or the other.

Unfortunately, I don't think it's chicks. Those look a lot like boxer shorts. :eek:

When they don't is when you better start checking your ****. SOMETHING just got fucked up.:1orglaugh

:bowdown::bowdown: Glad I'm not the only one. That **** drives me bat **** insane.

The jailbait posters are usually just young-looking 18-19 year olds. At least, that's what helps me *****.

Any of these fuckers ever watch Jurassic Park?!

Funny, to the point, and he can do a cooking show instead of a State of the Union address? Got my vote.

Snakes.....and political discussions...paternity tests.

Gay is fine. I hope the little fucker doesn't turn out red headed.....or fucking LEFT-HANDED! Nothing can prepare you for that.

Man, if people are going to make up bullshit news stories to try and pass them, at LEAST use spell check on the bogus article.http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.asp BTW, I know it ain't you, Will E. It IS a funny pic, though.

Uh, *** in front seat out of car seat?! Talking on the phone? How was she steering the car? I don't think a fine is appropriate here, but a good old fashioned ass whipping from a REAL ****** might do the trick.

Obviously, you were never ****** through an episode of "Friends" or that movie Titanic.:******:

Dunno, IE8 installed easily with the Beta of W7. I give Linux a hard time because of a good portion of the users, not the system itself. I have Ubuntu variants running on 3 machines now (the ones I DON'T play games on, obviously).

Me and my big mouth. I do know that I already don't like green beans. :rofl:

That's fucking great. I'm going to paint my window in my new office like that- if I ever actually get off my lazy ass and finish the basement.

Mariska Hargitay

Something I noticed is once I convinced a few people to switch off Lite foods, they lost a bit of weight and said the foods tasted better. I avoid the Fat-free and Lite foods as they also tend to be loaded with apparently plastics and fiberglass (or whatever some of those chemical compounds...

It's an "elitist" operating system that is so good that if you don't know about it, no one will tell you. But, it's bajillions of times better than Windows, except that you can't really use it without 4 engineering degrees and 12 years of practice. Oh, did I mention that you can't play games...

Anyone else ever try the Bernie Bot's ones from the Harry Potter movies? The flavors are seriously fucked up. I tried a dirt one, and it tasted just like- you guessed it- dirt. The other flavors (I remember ear wax and ****)were a bit too intimidating.

Fuck it, I'll try anything once.

I tried to put down a witty saying, but he PM'd me a roundhouse kick :(

I'm so clever, I even read the text you quoted. It's Cali Cassidy

I'd **** on the seat out of spite. :mad:

I got hit up once by an older (dare I say MILF) when I did home audio installations. That's as close as I've had to being a delivery guy, though.

Holy fuck! Welcome back, bro. :glugglug: I did not know that, and I actually remember seeing that episode (out of the maybe 3 I ever sat through). Either way, Darius Rucker has a hell of a set of pipes.

Been jamming all morning while baking a cake (what, we headbanging monsters can't make a Tres Leches?) listening mostly to old Danzig, and most recently Metallica and Down. Ghosts Along the Mississippi

Hell, I get my wife a spa trip every year. She loves it. She got me one, too, and I gotta' admit, it's pretty damned sweet.

A friend of mine told me about this couple who moved in 2 houses down from him. As they were moving in, the guy was going door to door informing everyone he was a registered sex offender (gotta admit- that takes balls). Turns out, it was a statutory charge brought upon him by a girl's parents...

Hootie has a solo country/western thing going. Dude played a song for me at work- Darius can sing country, no doubt.