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That's why a woman in a bikini shouldn't listen to a bunch of guys. Bring a friend they won't be interested in.

Thanks for the add, Ms. SeXX.

I love my small dick. But he does get scared around clits bigger than him.

I bet he's a chick magnet, because they all think he's gay. Smart *** of a bitch.

To bad he doesn't have a raging boner. That would have been epic.

I have a friend that helps me with that. He says its good for my health.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can't wait until that *** can comprehend the humour of this. Then to show it to his first girlfriend.

She looks like Yoda's foreskin.

Simple to read, but there are still some women dating a professional athelete going, "oh my man isn't like that."

"Monica, I bet you can't find a sex toy larger than you." Those were the words that lead Monica to become the legend she is today.

What's the point of having cheerleaders if your football team can pleasure itself?

Who knew soda could be so sexy.

Mulligan for firefighters.

Well eels didn't pop out so its not some new Japanese porn.

Yup, that's her.

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Beef. Sun or Moon?

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I need to find nerd chasers.

So are you supposed to smoke after your elephant has sex or what?

I'm so buying one.

I think Tiger would go for a stronger man that can really push him around.

Chubby chasers need a strip club for them too.

Be awesome if the H&R Block put up a similar sign advocating the robbery of this place.

Batman's new utility purse really goes with his outfit.

Look out, I think he's got something in his diaper!

PWA is real and she's awesome.

At least their pants stayed on this time.

This thread turned into foreplay at the ****** sex ranch.

I keep seeing Mafia II advertised when I watch Futurama and Adult Swim. After weeks of having it thrown in my face, I'm starting to look into that game. I played the first Mafia game on the ps2 and was disappointed after a few hours. It got boring. Anyone play this game and if so what are...

That video made me **** my pants.

Well at least she knows how to spell. That's a plus.

I'm sure that *** can find some nice old man to help film a demo tape to send in.

I hope its filtered **** with some nice herbs and spices.

I think they fell in love.

Thanks for the add, sexy.

Hey, thanks for the add. Look forward to seeing more of your work.

Whoa...you know guys that want to eat their own jizz? What kind of guy blows his load then wants to eat it? Scientifically speaking...does it taste good?

59 dollars for that...that's actually a good price for a hot she/male.

Look how the alpha male asserts his dominance over the female.

The guy facing the camera is so jealous of that girl.

If you are going to cross dress, at least do it right and shave the beard.

Time for a refund.

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I'm sure Robin is standing at the other end of that stream.

Well, there's half a cool car still there.

Hey, thanks for the add.

Been looking at your work since I joined this site, Vicky, and I must say you put most models in their 20s and 30s to shame.