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Poor guy. I'd so give him money for all those stds he has now.

Seem plausible if the magnet is powerful enough.

Milktea sends me into a sexual overdrive myself, so I can understand.

Where's her on and off switch?

Another ugly celbu-tard. She should start hanging out with Kim Khardiashian and Paris Hilton, she's about as worthless as them.

Blowing seed all over the place. Man and plant, one step closer.

***'s more of a man than Justin. Check out that mustache.

Service stop after 69?

*******'s a hell of a ****.

Aren't real slippers cheaper than a box of pads?

Such powerful signs might hurt the little guy's feelings.

A video of a rhino having sex.

If she gets that bend out of shape for doggy style dump her. She's got issues and doesn't want to have any fun or feel any pleasure. She has an overly romanticized view of love that will only lead to disappointment and depression. I bet she cried a lot when she drinks too.

The police in America really should institute continuing re-certification so that we don't have so many cops covered in blubber whose only skill is harassing teenagers instead of fighting real crime.

I've been looking for something to use on my caravan.

Ritualistic suicide is the only option after this.

That's so going to hurt.

Trombone solo of LIFE!!!

Woody Allen needs to work on being more subtle.

Sadly he only covered his nose, so we'll have to put up with this guy for many more years.

What will the Japanese think of next?

I'd so become a cop if they had parachute pants.

The female clitoris?

I've seen this game a lot and have picked it up many times; but never bought it. That first clip shows a really dumb AI, which never bothered me. I love ******* idiots.

bloated

rope

When the wind shifts all I can smell is cow ***, and the rain makes it worse.

I just don't understand why you'd want to build a place to express your faith if a majority of your neighbors don't want you in that location, when there are other places to build where people don't care.

Re: Should Glenn Beck Have Moved His DC Rally to a Different Site - to be more sensit I really don't see how this could be disrespectful in any way. What is the issue that's trying to be brought up here?

I already shave with a chainsaw, but I saw Arnold in that promo so I'm happy.

http://www.mojowijo.com/ Well its about time. I thought a vibrator for the Wii remote would have come out a long time ago. But this one seems to be a deluxe model in that you are able to, "transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another...

Don't know the hardware needed but StarCraft II just came out for PC. I hear that is pretty good. Never played a StarCraft game and my computer is way too old to try it.

I wonder what porno she was watching and if the friend was male or female. Personally if I was a dude and some chick would rather me hold the laptop while she watches porn and plays with a vibrator, I might be offended. Now that's cruel and unusual punishment.

Weee, I got Cool High Nerd. Suprising fact..."Only 4.5% of test takers own a Jar Jar Binks t-shirt, though 49.7% of them don't own a lightsaber (priorities == messed up)." Some people make me sick.

I guess your lucky she's a little ***** or you wouldn't get away. She's the perfect hunter.

Finally, graffiti is nice and dirty again.

I knew it! My dirty vagina kept me from advancing at my last job. Time to throw it away.

Dang, he'd love where I live. All the pot and fat chicks a guy could ***** of here.

Hey, thanks for the add.

I like a little lactating. Its the mystery of it, plus I can't do it. Though I don't like it when they go overboard and there is a flood and all you can see it the tip of the nipple in a sea of white.

Teenagers....they really **** me off.

Makes sense. Might want to do it in a van with tinted windows and a seperate driver though.

An ass divided cannot stand united.

Nice.

Brilliant.

Thanks for the add, Lacey.

That second video proves it....he is a master.

Who put this tree here!!!

Yummy.

lol awesome.