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  1. johnjansen

    Ironman 2 - Are you Gonna / Did You See it?

    It premiered a week earlier here in Europe and it was brilliant. They should've added 10 more minutes though; I felt some scenes were a bit 'superficial'. Whiplash remains a pretty flat character and Tony Stark's scientific discovery towards the end for example was put together too easily. What...
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    15 Ugliest cars Ever Made..

    This is for everyone that thinks Ferrari has only made stunning cars. I present to you the Ferrari 400: http://www.autodrome-cannes.com/ferrari_400_ext_a.JPG :pukey:
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    most ridiculous first names

    Yeah, I heard that story too: his dad left him and his mother, leaving only a guitar and an empty bottle of booze behind. Many years later they apparently reconsiled after having a huge bar fight. The guy's been telling everyone ever since that if he ever had a son, he thought about naming him...
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    Use phrases correctly

    You should definitely take a look at this right here. :thumbsup:
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    Porn Parodies Just Begging to Be Done

    Yeah... I don't know if you watched them, but basically the first halves of the movies are pretty much porn flicks.
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    The most irritating voices in porn

    Hillary Scott is horny as hell, but I've had with her whiny voice. And by the way, she's 27 now, does she still have to scream "fuck my tiny little asshole" and "yeah, you like that teen pussy don't ya"? Chris Hansen should really have a word with her.
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    Porn Parodies Just Begging to Be Done

    Really...? :dunno: Because I'm tired of this crazy niche. :conehead:
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    >> Want to win 1 FREE month to Kelly Divine's official site?! Check inside!!

    Here's my contribution. :thumbsup:
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    Outtie or Innie

    Great, but try reading the first post before you oh so eagerly boast about your notional experiences with cunnilingus.
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    Everybody here is saying Megan is overrated. Obviously, she isn't the best actress ever. But damn, does she look better than Christina. To proof it, here are two pics of both girls with almost no makeup on: Christina Hendricks...
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    Christina Hendricks vs Megan Fox

    They're hardly the same. Megan Fox is hot all over, she's got nice legs, killer eyes, luscious lips: she's got a banging body and a face to match. All Christina Hendricks's got going, is a big rack. But that's it. Sure, she is pretty, but she isn't as unbelievably attractive as Megan Fox. You...
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    The meaning of dick-head thread

    Being a douchebag does not mean you work for a vaginal cleaning company. Don't take shit too literally.
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    Kim Kardashian

    You seem to be confusing curvier with fatter. Besides, look at her fricking face.
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    Slim/Average girls with a little belly (NOT BBW)|Girls with curvy tummies, just slightly thick belly

    Re: Girls with just enough belly Jayna Oso http://galleries.videosz.com/big-wet-butts_1/21,4236,0.html Second vid.
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    Kim Kardashian

    Dude, come on... All of these were already posted here - by sp00ner77.
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    Fishhooking: chicks holding their mouths open with their fingers, while giving a BJ

    Re: Fishhooking: chicks holding their mouths open with their fingers, while giving a Tyla Wynn loves it too: http://galleries.blingbucks.com/movie/6/tylawynn/?a=10505 - Fourth vid.
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    Fishhooking: chicks holding their mouths open with their fingers, while giving a BJ

    Damn, this shit is hot! Chicks opening their mouths with their fingers, or letting other chicks do it, while they're giving a blowjob. For instance, take that crazy ass chick Annette Schwarz: http://ccgals.com/sg/bm6_b8/?nats=420core:trials:sg - Second vid.
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    Girl anally sitting on cock

    Damn, who is she?
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    facialabuse is on facebook now!!!

    True. Then again, everyone on facebook is really sharing everything.
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    Lindsay Lohan

    If anyone could post a link to those pics in HQ, it would be much appreciated!
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    Will The Apocalypse Be Televised?

    Immediately, I was thinking of Gil Scott-Heron as well. Rep to you.
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    Megan Fox

    Judging by his nickname, that may very well be a valid point you've raised there. Unless off course Megan Fox is a sucker for rep power.
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    Megan Fox

    Then again, quite some complications would arise as to whether she would still be prepared to fuck you.
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    Anrgy-Brutal Anal Sex Sluts

    Fo sho. Hillary Clinton too.
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    Lady Gaga

    Re: Lady Gaga's Awful Dress In Grammys For all of you who still believe Lady Gaga is a 'lady', you should check ladygagaisaman.com.
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    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    Re: Jennifer Lopez Sure, she still has the hottest legs ever, but holy fuck, she's grown a stache and a unibrow! Check it out. :pukey:
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    Megan Fox

    Kind of gives her that innocent Scarlett Johansson vibe. But I like her more the way we all know her: crazy, bitchy & horny.
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    Girls Masturbating Together (but separately)

    Re: Girls masturbating together... WHOA, who are those babes in the first link? :bowdown:
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    Jayna Oso

    What's up with Jayna Oso's skin? http://affiliates.smartbucks.com/gallhit.php?1025747,204,3,2,0 She seems to have gotten some kind of white spots? They're clearly visible, especially on pic no. 10. Did she always have this? Or do they cover it with make up all the time? :confused: She's one...
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    Forgot the name of this big booty white girl

    I sure did! :D Thanks dude!
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    Forgot the name of this big booty white girl

    Okay, she's got tattoos all over her (two big wings on her back to begin with) but didn't when she started doing porn. Her nose is pretty small, she's got darkbrown hair and I'd say she's about 25 years old. Does anybody know her name? I keep thinking her name's Jamie Huxley, but it isn't, so I...
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    freaks of cock: true or fake?

    Hell no. Nobody would jerk off twenty times in a jar and store it until they need it for their next shoot. That's insane. And I don't know who your sources may be, but I've been told it's just nothing more than a simple mix made of starch.
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    Nice Latina Asses

    Well, then check out her web site, there you can contribute to her breast enhancement fund. :rolleyes:
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    Summer Cummings

    Re: Looking for a specific Summer Cummings gallery Anybody?
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    Summer Cummings

    Looking for a specific Summer Cummings gallery http://a630.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_27bf214273b6aabcdf0eb84f996490dd.jpg All the galleries that featured this pic have been removed. :(
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    Couldn't find out the name of that BangBros chick? Now you can!

    This is the best news ever! Okay, so I wanted to check out the newest AssParade episode today, but then I suddenly discovered a new option! ''CAST - Click on the models to browse through all the shoots from her'' So now we'll never have to figure out who that hot girl from, let's say, the...
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    Blowjobs - girls getting dicks 'pushed' in their cheeks

    http://gallery.1000facials.com/gallhit/100502/1272/1/1/54 2nd vid
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    Vandals Attack Man's Hummer, Leave Note

    Brilliant. :D
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    Blowjobs - girls getting dicks 'pushed' in their cheeks

    Hell yeah! BBD, you never cease to amaze me!
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    Blowjobs - girls getting dicks 'pushed' in their cheeks

    417 views and not even one reply?
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    Coco / Nicole Austin / Nicole Barrett

    Re: Ice T with his Wife CoCo Corny: http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82574_Halo_123_937lo.JPG ;)
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    Blowjobs - girls getting dicks 'pushed' in their cheeks

    You must've seen it, during a blowjob, the girl doesn't take it in her 'mouth', but more like in her cheek. Bring on the vids!
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    Coco / Nicole Austin / Nicole Barrett

    Re: Ice T with his Wife CoCo "Are you really gay, my son?" "Uh... yeah, I've seen like four episodes of Will & Grace and I own a Scissor Sisters album. So, uh, where's Coco at?"
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    Coco / Nicole Austin / Nicole Barrett

    Re: Ice T with his Wife CoCo You know those christian camps where they convert gays? Imagine a priest just pushing a gay's head between her gigantic boobs or ass cheeks. :1orglaugh "No longer shall you be queer!"
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    Two dicks in one hole;gay or not?

    Hmmm, this reminds me of a really lame joke :1orglaugh 'Last night, I had anal sex with all 20 cheerleaders.' 'All 20? There are only 19 cheerleaders! You must have had sex with their coach too!' 'Who cares, all assholes are alike and my dick ain't got no eyes.'
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    Baggy Pants - will the fad ever end?

    Men wear baggy jeans 'cause wearing your jeans like this looks really gay.
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    Coco / Nicole Austin / Nicole Barrett

    Re: Ice T with his Wife CoCo Well, when they're either gay or female. :1orglaugh
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    What is the Deepest deep throat Ever?

    Well, it ain't the deepest I've ever seen, I can tell you that. :tongue:
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