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Thanks Johnny, but hey I'm mad at you! How could you put Old Greg up against me in the Miss Blue C. contest! Now I don't stand a chance, heck I'll probably have to vote for him. Who are you going to vote for Johnny? Make an assessment! But seriously thanks for the congrats. I'm really jazzed...

True LD. But It's Miss BC. So MR. P should be disqualified with prejudice. And I know for a fact that Betty Rubble is married. Besides does she really think she's ready? At best she has never been cast in anything but a supporting role. Sorry, I hate to sound crass but the rules are the rules...

Well I'm not going to rate that chick, all I'm going to say is, I know for a fact I have had sex with here more then any other person on earth! And she and I both loved it each and every time! ~JORDAN~

Alright Blue, as Powers Boothe said during his 1980 Emmy award acceptance speech during the actors strike, "THIS IS ETHER THE MOST COURAGEOUS MOMENT OF MY CAREER OR THE STUPIDEST!" I nominate my self- Jordan Lynn-. Now I know you said you wanted a OCSM. Well Petra sent me a E-mail saying that...

The reason "MOM" pants were invented . ~JORDAN~

Hey Maley, thanks so much. It's so nice of you to say that about a pic like that, most of the time the only good comments I get are when there's a pic of me with my legs spread wide open humping somebody! Not that there's anything wrong with that! LOL!!! Thanks again. ~JORDAN~

Wait a minute, I thought Will E was the worm? ~JORDAN~

Hey Maley, how have you been? Hope you had a great weekend. Hey Maley I guess because I'm blonde I don't understand what you mean by "Wow I'm not even on your first site anymore!" Because if there's anyone I would want up front, it would be you! Please let me know. Thanks your buddy ~JORDAN~

Hey Nutcake, Hope all is well, glad you liked the pics and glad you broke out of jail! ~JORDAN~

Hey Tigermojoe, thanks for the friend request. Please keep in touch. ~JORDAN~

Yeah, but that's nothing compared to being married to Cathy Lee Gifford, I bet looking back he wished that hit would have killed him. ~JORDAN~

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LOL!!! That would SOOOOO!!!!! Work!!! Me Likey The Oral Thing!!!! You Bad Boy. ~JORDAN~

Hey Tudor, is that the super hot Amber Rayne in your avatar? ~JORDAN~

Hey! You found Darth Vader's cat. ~JORDAN~

OMG! They are missing Joe Theismann's broken leg. I think I was 12 when I saw it, over and over, I remember crying. It was one of the worst thing I ever saw on TV. ~JORDAN~

Oh my, hours? Well let me think about that. ~JORDAN~

Redneck bikini wax, $0.43 Redneck nipple hair removal, $0.32 Redneck anesthesia in a glass $8.50 Hearing a Redneck scream when it's all ripped off.....PRICELESS. ~JORDAN~

Hey Titsrock, thanks for the Over the hills rep. Glad you liked the pic. ~JORDAN~

Hey HB, thanks for the chop sticks rep. UR2 Sweet. ~JORDAN~

"Yeah that's right 3 #4s, 2 #5s add Pork to those, 2 #8s hold the Pea Pods and 1 order of Won ton. And remember No MSG!....... No,No, just one set of Chop Sticks." ~JORDAN~

He might be a bad neighbor but at least his yard is pretty. ~JORDAN~

Irrefutable evidence that the white man lower lip bite starts BEFORE puberty. ~JORDAN~

I swear that looks like a throw rug I bought at Target in 1999. "Hello Fashion Police, send the Swat Team!" ~JORDAN~

Hi ya LukeEL, thanks for the request. Please keep in touch. ~JORDAN~

Hello Pot, this is the Kettle, your black! ~JORDAN~

Yeah, little F-ers. You know Raid make a spray you can get, it's called Elfout. You spray it on them and they get the Elf out! Wow that was bad! Oh well, they can't all be winners. Man I'm not even going sign this one.

Hey PirateKing, yeah I've heard of those little guys I think their called Caffeinebler Elves. I here they are a real hyper bunch. They are a corporate offshoot of the Keebler Company. You now how it works, trying to corner the cookie and coffee market. ~JORDAN~

Sondra Bullock Regis Philbin Morgan Freeman Bill Clinton Jimmie Johnson (the driver) Marie Osmond Any child actor or celeb. Oh heck any child! OK now I'm depressed, great! Oh yeah Conan O'brien ~JORDAN~

Hey Par, you stud! What are you up to? ~JORDAN~

Oh wow thanks! You could tell I was new huh? ~JORDAN~

Yeah I know Johnny, but have you ever tried a Venti bold with Baileys in a shoe? It's creamy. ~JORDAN~

Hey, when you Gotta Go, You Gotta Go! ~JORDAN~

Oh, those are Soooo Cool! There the new "Spray Pants" I Gots To Get Me Some Of Those! ~JORDAN~

OMG! Look at her tan line, and just imagine where she normally wears it! ~JORDAN~

Scotland, America, Canada, it makes no difference, wherever you go, men will always love to play around with thier long hard round wood! ~JORDAN~

Well, at least the pole seems to like it. ~JORDAN~

I'm down with "GOING GREEN" but C'mon! ~JORDAN~

Hey Frank Fire, thanks for the request, hey can I ask you how you found me? Just curious. By the way are you a Fireman? Cause I loves me some Firemen! Policemen, uhhh not so much! LOL. Please don't be a stranger. ~JORDAN~

Hey FUKKAD!, thanks for the friend request, wowzer, well I'm proud to be your first FreeOnes friend. Can I ask, how you found me? Thanks. ~JORDAN~

Hey where are you? OMG, did Interpol finally catch up with you? I can see the headline now. "F-N CRAZY, IRISH, NUTCAKE, HOODLUM, PERVERT, BIKER, FINALLY IN THE SLAMMER!" Man that would sell some papers. ~JORDAN~

Hey BW, send me a PM. ~JORDAN~

WOW! Almost 11,000 posts and you send me a FR. Holy crap! I'm honored. Please keep in touch. ~JORDAN~

Hey We, did you get my PM? ~JORDAN~

OK you win, that was LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY! Pure genius. ~JORDAN~

Hey at that age, I think I would leave a tee shirt on when having sex. ~JORDAN~

OH Hell NO! Heck when I was 18 I think you could still rent Beta tapes! So no. There's no evidence of me ever being young and naked. ~JORDAN~

Hey Red, UR2 sweet, thanks for the drooling smiley face post. ~JORDAN~

Hey I lost my "Barely Legal" designation years ago. ~JORDAN~