Fourbucks coffee.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I have not stepped foot in one of these dumps for just these reasons.

 

[Jordan Lynn]

Yeah I know Johnny, but have you ever tried a Venti bold with Baileys in a shoe? It's creamy.

~JORDAN~

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm glad to say I have never been in a StarBucks!

 

[parry316]

I'm glad to say I have never been in a StarBucks!

Me neither

 

[PirateKing]

I get my coffee from elves that live in my pantry.

 

[Jordan Lynn]

I get my coffee from elves that live in my pantry.

Hey PirateKing, yeah I've heard of those little guys I think their called Caffeinebler Elves.
I here they are a real hyper bunch. They are a corporate offshoot of the Keebler Company.
You now how it works, trying to corner the cookie and coffee market.

~JORDAN~

 

[PirateKing]

Hey PirateKing, yeah I've heard of those little guys I think their called Caffeinebler Elves.
I here they are a real hyper bunch. They are a corporate offshoot of the Keebler Company.
You now how it works, trying to corner the cookie and coffee market.

~JORDAN~

I just wish they wouldn't eat all my cereal and defecate in the sugar jar. Plus they use up all the electricity. I know that they have no place to stay but for crying out loud all I ask is that they be a little more considerate and clean.

 

[Jordan Lynn]

I just wish they wouldn't eat all my cereal and defecate in the sugar jar. Plus they use up all the electricity. I know that they have no place to stay but for crying out loud all I ask is that they be a little more considerate and clean.

Yeah, little F-ers. You know Raid make a spray you can get, it's called Elfout. You spray it on them and they get the Elf out!
Wow that was bad!
Oh well, they can't all be winners. Man I'm not even going sign this one.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yeah, little F-ers. You know Raid make a spray you can get, it's called Elfout. You spray it on them and they get the Elf out! Wow that was bad! Sorry!

*rimshot*
She'll be here all week, folks.

But if you're not into her, I understand Raid makes a spray called Jordanout. You spray...aw, nevermind. that just doesn't work.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

They make a good cup of coffee. Not the flavored, sweet, yuppified bullshit...just a plain, strong cup of clack coffee.

 

[PirateKing]

Yeah, little F-ers. You know Raid make a spray you can get, it's called Elfout. You spray it on them and they get the Elf out!
Wow that was bad!
Oh well, they can't all be winners. Man I'm not even going sign this one.

Errr....I don't really want to aggravate them. They can turn from cute to vicious in a matter of seconds.

 

[bearwresler]

at least they arnt as bad as the underpants knomes

 

[Ace Bandage]

Um... I do enjoy their Caramel frappuccinos, thank you. Great way to start the morning. Is my gay showing?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

at least they arnt as bad as the underpants knomes

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Elias: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
(scene)

Awwright ladies, is this true?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Um... I do enjoy their caramel frappuccinos, thank you. Great way to start the morning. Is my gay showing?

Is this before or after you watch a boxset of The OC???

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah I know Johnny, but have you ever tried a Venti bold with Baileys in a shoe? It's creamy.

~JORDAN~

Do you love me, Howard?

Well, we've only just met, Old Greg.

Do you love me? Make an assessment.

 

[MyspacePornstar]

Whatever...... I see more hot chicks goin into my local starbucks than any club around town

 

[slasher]

Me neither

Me either :thumbsup:

 

[elevencreations]

yah mostly be overpaying for a brewed coffee,

 

[andrea_]

My first Starbucks was at the age of 30, Detroit Airport.