Torre82

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  ChefChiTown

• Nov 6, 2008

The jerks are the ones who always get the girl. Hmm...maybe I should start shoulder bumping bitches and ****. I mean, they like jerk **** like that, right? I'll spit on their blouses, pour drinks in their purses and *** a little bit while I stare at their plump teetys.

Yeah, I'm gonna SCORE!!! MMMRRRAAAAAARRR!!!

MEN!!!

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  Artimus

• Nov 6, 2008

Can't say I blame you.

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  Artimus

• Nov 6, 2008

Enhance your calm ******* Torre.

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  ChefChiTown

• Nov 5, 2008

Salty hot dogs? That was a penis reference, weren't it? I'm going to watch Jeopardy and see if I can beat off to it. I mean, intelligence is supposed to be sexy, right? Eh, phug it.

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  ChefChiTown

• Nov 5, 2008

Wow, a straight up "FUCK YOU" toward the Don of EE-CUE-is? Damn, that was RAW DOG like a straight up gangsta, ***!!!

:shoots guns in air:

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  Legzman

• Nov 5, 2008

9k huh? Weird didn't even notice!

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  BlueBalls

• Nov 4, 2008

Yeah a little like Brazil Nuts if you want my opinion

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  BlueBalls

• Nov 3, 2008

Thanks DUUUUUUDE

http://www.xzentradi.com/images/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg

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  Legzman

• Nov 1, 2008

now what got closed? What sports you talking about? baseball? Fuck the phillies, that shoulda been the cubbies

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  Psychology

• Nov 1, 2008

Yeah, I'm way behind the loop. A guy can only get rejected so much. At least anime girls won't say no, ya know?

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  Friday on my mind

• Nov 1, 2008

Whose your running mate? Pussy Galore? lol

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  minidog

• Nov 1, 2008

lol cheeky minx.......................

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  minidog

• Nov 1, 2008

:bowdown:

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  minidog

• Nov 1, 2008

Torre where 4 art thou

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 30, 2008

Weird **** that I've eaten/cooked? Plenty of ****. Umm...

:thinking:

Ehhhhh...

Sweetbreads (thymus glands)
Brains
All kinds of internal organs (MMM)
Headcheese (scraps of meat from a cattle's skull)
***** sausage (exactly what it sounds like)
Lobster tamale (lobster liver - that's not weird though)
Haggis
Shrimp paste (this **** is gross)
Durian (you don't even want to know)

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 30, 2008

I prefer to use a mixture of rancid anaconda ***** and mango juice. Sure, it stings like hell, but the results are fantabuloucious.

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 30, 2008

:rubbel:

Yeeeeeah, just for you baby, just for you. Fresh out of the oven, ready for consumption...just like a pineapple upside-down cake. Except...really salty and unpleasant smelling.

:starts doing jumping-jacks for no reason:

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  minidog

• Oct 27, 2008

TEEEEEEEEEEE all work n no play....:******:

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  minidog

• Oct 27, 2008

:wave: where ya been T

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  minidog

• Oct 24, 2008

Torre in da house n in full effect....i miss our lil playtime