Seasons Greetings to you my whimsical friend! I am systemic anomaly the ruins the illogical harmony of the Freeones Board. Hopefully they will someday understand my purpose!
This is true. My favorite is the nose...but this HAS resulted in a number of ******* deaths. But, they've never been able to catch me. Kind of hard to fingerprint jizz.
So...basically, the same as last year. Could you do me a favor, though? Try to miss my ear. Or, at least, hit the other ear so I have a better sense of balance.