Recent content by PirateKing

Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) But...it's Roald.

Hey squally do you have a full size of your sig, preferably without your name? :tongue:

Poping ain't easy.

Fuck the both of you.

Re: Look what I got for valentines day...(pics) Aw, you gave him double digits.

This would never happen in AMURICA!

I'll go with Cooper, that handsome SOB (I **** him so much for being so sexy and making me feel like ****). But honestly, if I were gay I'd go for Robert Downey Jr. because it's more about the personality and talent for me.

Can't we go a couple months without a damn shooting massacre?

Haven't seen Skyfall yet, but you can't beat Pierce Brosnan and Sean Bean. Also who could forget that it spawned one of the best n64 games ever?

Punishing percy is less expensive with the same result.

When people ********* they turn blue, obviously the same goes for lint. It suffocates in your belly button and turns blue. You ****** the lint you fucking ********.

Jada=butterface bellucci=butternothing, everything's pristine.

They discourage me from seeking prostitutes, buying ***** and *******. And you know I especially love me some killin'.

Fuck me? FUCK ME??! NO! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCK CUNT!! YOU WANNA INSTIGATE ME?!! I'LL SODOMIZE YOU WITH A PITCHFORK THEN MAKE YOU SUCK ON IT!! I WILL TIE YOU NAKED TO A FUCKING SPIKED SLAB, SHOWER YOU IN BLEACH AND UNLEASH RAPID MONKEYS THAT WOULD GLADLY FEAST ON YOUR GENITALS WHILE...

I like a woman with a filthy mouth.