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    Show your pets!

    My cat has something to say to the engineers of this forum who couldn't make my search for "Pets" reveal this thread...but God forbid if I resurrect an old thread!
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    Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

    TOPIC CLOSED. ....aww, c'mon!!
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    Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

    Yet it's an interesting topic. Just for everyone's information, was the offender supposed to start a brand new, identical topic instead? What's the protocol here, C3PO?
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    I have a serious issue, and I can't stop myself.....

    I admit to having a fantasy, wherein I am rich, and I have a gigantic garage full of multitudes of unused tools and machines...it's like chicks with clothes and shoes or something.
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    Post a random song lyric

    "Don't the sun look angry through the trees Don't the trees look like crucified thieves Don't you feel like Desperados under the eaves Heaven help the one who leaves."
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    Game Shows.

    Back in the 80s and early 90s, MTV had this smart-assed, nerdy quiz show that became the inspiration for future things like the PC game You Don't Know Jack. It sucked, the host sucked, the "extras" sucked, and it was stupid. But, hey...you got to answer trivia questions. It was Remote Control.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    'Nuff said. And thank you to all the posters, participants, and proud post-season purveyors who made this thread possible. See 'ya next year, when the Spartans will probably be pre-season favorites, then blow it halfway through the year. 🏀🏀🏀
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    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Nik Katira (Rudi Dharmalingam) is a gifted nurse in Ward C of a psych hospital in the Australian Blue Mountains. He is uncannily tuned-in to the feelings of others. He has a talent for putting out the emotional fires of the often volatile patients there. He has a huge heart and a strong will...
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    FreeOnes' own Petra "Pregnant" with "Elvis Presley's" Bat "Baby"

    Elvis? You sure it wasn't Yog-Sothoth?
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    Wooden is in basketball Heaven wringing his coach's towel. Cronin is sticking with his team's honor and saying that they weren't there by accident. And Mark Few is scratching his head, wondering how the Bruins got that close, and how the hell they're gonna stop the accelerating Bear steam machine.
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    Coronavirus

    It'd be easier to get Jessica Alba to massage your ball sack than get scheduled for a fucking shot.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    Speaking of which, the mighty Illini have fallen to the talented but apparently underestimated Loyola of Chicago Ramblers. The Ramblers--if you recall--were in the Final Four a few years ago under Coach Moser, where they lost to Michigan.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    As a Big10 guy, I'm proud as peaches over Rutgers. Go Scarlet Knights!!!
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    You're A F*cking Idiot

    Yeah...all of you geniuses on this porn board understand everything this fucking guy is saying. Sure you do. I'll be honest at least. I was the guy in the back of the classroom, not saying a fucking thing because I was too hung over. Midterm final: D+
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    After Duke and Kansas, they stopped taking bets.
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