People Dying/Death Threads. Come on Already!

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
do you think i want to be depressed every time i come in here? and by that, i mean more than usual?



its exactly like when i go to get a ***** out of the water fountain at walmart.

they have that big fucking board sitting right over it with all the missing **** pictures on it.





you cant help but look at it which is the whole point. but its like, fucking thanks. now im fucking depressed. assholes. it doesnt matter what great deals you just scored. price matching 3 pounds of grapes for a dollar, whatever it is, they just stole your fucking bliss. the air is out of your balloon.

fucking depressing. at least post deaths of people who suck ass or something.
 
Who pissed in your Cheerios? And, for the record, I only look at those things for informational purposes. As soon as my eyes leave the bulletin board I've forgotten all about what **** are missing from where. :)
 

FreeOnes_Anders

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So the question now is, did you report this thread and did you in your report give a valid reason why we should close this thread?
 
its exactly like when i go to get a ***** out of the water fountain at walmart.

they have that big fucking board sitting right over it with all the missing **** pictures on it.
you cant help but look at it which is the whole point. but its like, fucking thanks. now im fucking depressed. assholes. it doesnt matter what great deals you just scored. price matching 3 pounds of grapes for a dollar, whatever it is, they just stole your fucking bliss.

You experience bliss at walmart?

I just can't wait to get the fuck outta there ... and hope I don't have to go to the bathroom.
 
What???? Sam Fisher isn't blamed for this thread. NO WAY!!!
 
do you think i want to be depressed every time i come in here? and by that, i mean more than usual?

its exactly like when i go to get a ***** out of the water fountain at walmart.

they have that big fucking board sitting right over it with all the missing **** pictures on it.



you cant help but look at it which is the whole point. but its like, fucking thanks. now im fucking depressed. assholes. it doesnt matter what great deals you just scored. price matching 3 pounds of grapes for a dollar, whatever it is, they just stole your fucking bliss. the air is out of your balloon.

fucking depressing. at least post deaths of people who suck ass or something.

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Sam, fuck off, as usual your contribution is to draw attention to yourself.

Squallumz, just think of the thread we are gonna make when you die, it will be epic, unless of course no one posts, in which case it'll be just depressing
 
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Eat a bag of dicks, troll.

So the question now is, did you report this thread and did you in your report give a valid reason why we should close this thread?

If he did, that would be the first complete idea he would write on Freeones. I would probably nominate it for post of the week.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
In 2 days, 3 hours, 27 seconds I will post a suicide thread on FO.
This time I mean it. I'd post video proof, but I suspect I'll have trouble publishing the video once dead.
 
In 2 days, 3 hours, 27 seconds I will post a suicide thread on FO.
This time I mean it. I'd post video proof, but I suspect I'll have trouble publishing the video once dead.

Pictures and a video, or I call bullshit. :bs:
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
do you think i want to be depressed every time i come in here? and by that, i mean more than usual?



its exactly like when i go to get a ***** out of the water fountain at walmart.

they have that big fucking board sitting right over it with all the missing **** pictures on it.





you cant help but look at it which is the whole point. but its like, fucking thanks. now im fucking depressed. assholes. it doesnt matter what great deals you just scored. price matching 3 pounds of grapes for a dollar, whatever it is, they just stole your fucking bliss. the air is out of your balloon.

fucking depressing. at least post deaths of people who suck ass or something.

I know what ya mean, its a total buzzkill. Nothing like being brought down from your cloud.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
Would you rather have a thread, despite it reeking of death, that memorializes somebody important or noteworthy, or Sir_Fartsinmymouth's many "X or Y" threads?
 
In 2 days, 3 hours, 27 seconds I will post a suicide thread on FO.
This time I mean it. I'd post video proof, but I suspect I'll have trouble publishing the video once dead.

Sic. I'm tired of fapping to women having sex. I needed some new material.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Sam, fuck off, as usual your contribution is to draw attention to yourself.

Squallumz, just think of the thread we are gonna make when you die, it will be epic, unless of course no one posts, in which case it'll be just depressing

:1orglaugh i know right?! on both accounts too!
 
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