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two posts in almost a year? go fuck yourself shitbag.... wait, this isn't the almost anything thread :/ go play with yourself **** bag
I really can't go on any longer with life.
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two posts in almost a year? go fuck yourself shitbag.... wait, this isn't the almost anything thread :/ go play with yourself **** bag
This is full of grammatical errors
So did this useless fuck off himself or what? By the way if your going to do it do it right, build a catapult and shoot yourself into the side of a building, and film it. Go the wile e coyote way with a giant sling shot and shoot yourself off of a high ledge or cliff. Maybe even tie porkchops and steaks to yourself and go swimming in the ocean, to see what sharks perfer. Dress up like Ben Franklin and fly a kite in a lighting storm with the wire tied around your neck so the lightning strike blows your head off. you get the idea give the rest of us a laugh at your expense, bigger then the one we are already having, do the rest of the world a favor, and make it laugh, while also getting rid of such a usless fuck as to go onto a porn site with this bullshit.
bobjustbob
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Life is for the living. Do your loved ones a favor. Pay all of your bills. Clean your house. Give all of your stuff to charity to Good Will. Write a final letter and do it in a place that someone will find you quickly. Don't make innocent strangers deal with the smell and look of decomposition. When you come back in the afterlife, come as a cat and **** behind the couch.
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PlasmaTwa2
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robot_r0ck
I plead the 5th...
I think he might be dead already... but I think the guy's FO account might have been hacked. Then the person who hacked his account posted this just to troll & have a few laughs. Who knows. :dunno:
That was offensive, awesome, funny and as a fan of Simpsons, I applaud you dear Sir!:clap:
Man 
I just can't imagine someone who was serious about suicide would come to a porn board to declare it and try to get some support to prevent it. Sort of like going to a Klan rally to preach about racial equality and tolerance. You went to the wrong church on this one if you ask me.
robot_r0ck
I plead the 5th...
I've been sceptical about this whole thing from the beginning. The guy who posted here before heading off to Basic Training wasn't the guy who posted the OP. My first instinct was he got **** faced one night and came up with this idea (Basic and AIT are temporarily reality-altering experiences and you wind up doing **** like this). But you could be right about the hacked account thing.
One way or another, the *** that I knew wouldn't have started a thread like this.
I think it's clear that never being kissed wasn't his only problem.
It seems more like it was validation to me.
That was his last post as well. There are two forms of suicide that I know of. 1) Those that put on a front. You see someone one day (they seem fine) and then the next...they're gone and 2)Those that call out for help. After all, the very act of suicide by overdose (in a way) is the hope that you don't die, it's also a overt way of telling people that you tried/did **** yourself.
You just never know...
Shifty
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This.
There are many here who are apparently unable to comprehend this relatively simple fact. Some can, but choose not to which is disappointing.
I obviously don't feel this way - I don't wish suffering upon anyone.
But your point resonates.
It is clear that some of these individuals have never had to face mental illness. They are so blessed.
I say with the utmost sincerity that I hope they never have to - neither within themselves nor plaguing a loved one.
It would destroy them.
Remove laughter, bravado, nonchalance, happiness, peace completely ... replace these with despair, fear, anxiety, panic, paranoia, dread - like you have never known.
Then deal with these awful things, all the while struggling to meander through the stigma, mockery, finger-pointing and outright contempt that is perpetuated by the ignorant and unevolved within society who don't understand and yet have an opinion.
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Poor guy came to the wrong place to ask for help, Times are rough! I had to get 6 teeth pulled yesterday, I was numbed like fuck so it didn't hurt too bad but the gave me some Hydrocodone ( Vicodin ) for pain and that **** made me feel fucking Down, I don't know if the OP will read this or if he is alive but keep your head up, get off the ***** and things will get better, besides with all the STDS and gold digging whoars theres alot of bitches that would love a respectful guy, your a unique dude for holding on to your virginity. Wait for the right one and it will be so much better, Ive fucked more than my fair share of Bimtches but in the end I wish I could take alot of em back. To bad time machines aren't real, but life is too short and no better time to be than now. Oooh a gummy bear! 
PlasmaTwa2
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