Nikki Nova

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Um..I will read this later....when I have a free hour or so. hahaha

Or you can just wait until I come out with my autobiography...given my reputation, I'm sure I can bring it in in slightly under 100,000 pages! Ha ha ha!

Now like I said, you have to watch what you ask for....you might just get it. Ha ha ha!

On the plus side, I was at least the 2nd person to step up to the plate & actually shared when you asked. On the minus side (or plus side depending on one's viewpoint.....ha ha ha!), my story is really long because I was really detailed, and it doesn't look like anyone else is actually going to rise to occasion & dish for you.

Anyway, here's the truncated version:

Injured, cast, podunk town, winter, ********, weed, darts, playful flirting, another friend's house, basement, 1st time, mistakes, struggling for position, uncomfortable, meaningless sex on the cement floor, long time, girl ******** on my crotch (and floor), pregnancy scare, false alarm.........THE END! Ha ha ha!

 

[jonnybravo]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

yeah you got me here lol my ancestors was spartans, so maybe that's the main reason i never taste radish anyways, in some time the hellenes realized that this was such a waste of food, that they decided to cut the punishment simply to shaving and.. what can i say... since then hairy dicks never came back in vogue hahahahah
xoxoxoxo

And you know this how? haha. A ****** story that was ****** down from generation to generation or..?? hahahahah
xoxoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova
Follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/nikki_nova
my site www.nikkinova.com
my blog http://clubnikkinova.com/blog/
official thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread...=1#post5167604

 

[jitna]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Or you can just wait until I come out with my autobiography...given my reputation, I'm sure I can bring it in in slightly under 100,000 pages! Ha ha ha!

and thats just chapter one

 

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

and thats just chapter one

If even. Ha ha ha!

 

[jitna]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Jon: the Book Volume 1: the Dedication
Volume 2: the Prologue
Volumes 3-12: chapter 1

 

[tarv]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Jon,

Your story moved me in ways I hadn't expected... And in ways I never want to be moved again. ;-D

I don't have too many bad sex stories, luck or choice is to blame, just has been rather smooth sailing, but here's a date that I went on a few years back that certainly rates a mention...

I am part of a writing group that meets weekly and one afternoon, we had a friend of a member join in our literary farce. She presented some of her work, as we all do, and was quite pleasant during the entire session, which I commented on when I gave her my number as we all parted ways.

Fast forward a week and we had arranged to meet for drinks. I arrived at the agreed destination at the scheduled time and found an half empty bottle of white **** infront of my date. Before we left the venue, she had consumed two entire bottles on her own, in between some altogether entertaining conversation, most of which she did not mean to be taken so comically I'm sure.

At this time, I agreed to take her home, although purely to ensure she made it safely there since she had insisted she could drive herself home. Upon arriving at her house, she promptly asked me to come inside, which I declined to do. She become increasing desperate in her repeated requests, finally citing the true motivation....

"You have to come in and meet my ******..."

A tad presumptuous I stated in response....

"No, you have to, since I've told her I'm travelling to Bali with you... I'm going alone and I didn't want her to worry"

Needless to say, there was no second date.

I know its sans the lovely imagery of other's posts, but damnit if it still doesn't make me laugh thinking about it.

Matt

 

[Jon S.]

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Jon,

Your story moved me in ways I hadn't expected... And in ways I never want to be moved again. ;-D


Matt

Yay......Someone actually read my (true) story!!!!!!!! Matt, I'm glad it "moved you," even if it was in some unexpected, but also less than desirable ways. Ha ha ha! Remember I lived it, and believe me, it affected me in some unexpected ways.....but also in ways I never want to be affected ever again....so you know I know exactly where you're coming from there. Ha ha ha!

Anyway, though it wasn't a "bad sex story" per se, kudos to you for at least sharing A (somewhat comical & slightly bizarre) STORY.....which is more than I can say for everyone else (except for Red-Hot....and to some extent jonnybravo that is)! Ha ha ha!

 

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

All right, based upon popular demand....here's another "true embarrassing sex story".....and, no......this one won't be so FUCKING LONG! Ha ha ha!

The story you are about to read is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent

I was 18 or 19 at the time, and I was living in an apartment (townhouse to be exact) in the Harrisburg area. There was this one girl (17 or 18) that I worked with at Arby's (I was an asst. mgr, she was crew). We liked each other, but we weren't boyfriend-girlfriend or anything exclusive or anything like that, but we had dated a few times. Anyway, my *** was at work, as was my ******* (he worked at Arby's at the time also actually). Well, she came by my place unexpectedly, and one thing led to another, and watching tv on the sofa together progressed to having sex right there on the living room floor. I don't remember why we didn't just go back to my room, or why we didn't atleast use the sofa, but we didn't......it was right there on the floor. To my credit, by that time I was at least smart enough to use protection.....as I definitely didn't want anything unexpected to happen....and I knew she didn't either.

Anyway, I knew I was supposed to pick my ******* up at work when he got off, but I figured he would just wait until I got there to pick him up......so I wasn't in any hurry, plus I was "a bit pre-occupied." Yeah, that was a bit dick-headed of me, stranding my ******* and all, but it was a mall location, and I knew he'd be okay (he got off way before the mall closed). Anyway, we lived within walking distance of the mall, but it was still a bit of a hike, and it was summer.....so I figured he'd just wait until I got there to pick him up. He called SEVERAL times while we were having sex, but I just left it kick over to the answering machine (this was in the days before cell phones became all the rage remember).

The girl said to me that maybe I should just go pick him up.....but I said nah, he'll be okay. Well, sometime ******, and I figured he was just chillin' at the mall until I got there to pick him up (as he didn't say anything about what he was going to do until I got there). Well, I was wrong. Here he decided to just walk home rather than wait for me. I had the deadbolt on the one door, but I forgot to put it on the other one.....the one we were having sex right on the floor in front of....and of course that's the one he tried to get in 1st. I had the chain on, so he didn't get to see anything, but he did manage to get the door opened enough to hit BOTH the girl & myself in the head.....and there was little or no doubt what was going on. Talk about a major buzz ****! Anyway, she and I dressed hurriedly, and I let him in.

My (younger...he was 17-18 at the time) ******* cussed me out (for stranding him), I cussed him out (for basically walking in on me....interrupting & hitting me with the door anyway), and the girl left all sheepishly & embarrassed. I knew my ******* knew what he had interrupted, but I never acknowledged it either. Anyway, a lousy end to an otherwise pleasant afternoon. And no, though we still had to work together, the girl and I never again went out, much less had sex together.

Epilogue: For the record, as I got older, sex began to be more meaningful to me.....this was still when it was basically just sex to me. I'm still actually ashamed that I was once that way, but I'm also happy that I did at least grow & I changed for the better in that regard as I got older.


There, that's a second story from me.........I hope everyone finds this one to be a better length......I tried to keep it shorter than the 1st one anyway.....Ha ha ha!

 

[jitna]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Look at all those words

 

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Maybe you'll like looking at these words better jitna!

Well, I figure I've kept everyone in suspense long enough.....Ha ha ha!

Here's my BIG announcement!

Have you seen this yet?:

Without further adieu.....the envelope please....

YOUR OCSM OF WEEK IS ........



Green Eyed & Nikki Novadrool1!!​

Congrats on your wins Green Eyed & Nikki!!!!!:hatsoff:artysml:artysml:

Well deserved! :yesyes::clap:

Congrats on your much deserved win Nikki.....God knows you had to wait long enough (over a week longer than usual)! Ha ha ha!

The link to the new thread where this is all posted also is:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=6080731

Congrats again Nikki!!!!!!!! :glugglug:

:bowdown:For those keeping score at home, that's an unprecedented (as far as I can tell anyway) THREE IN A ROW for Nikki!!!!!!!!!!!:bowdown:

See, I said it wasn't anything Earth shattering.....but it was still pretty cool! Was I right, or was I right? Three in a row.....how cool is that?!?!?!?

 

[Frank Fire]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

hmmm...bad sex stories? Let me elaborate. Bad sexual encounters due to some funny circumstance or story. Who's sharing? haha If I get some good ones from you guys I will share a personal one of my own. You have to really dish though or I'm keeping my cards close to my chest. hahaha
xoxoxoxoxo
Nikki Nova


I will never tell anyone

 

[who???]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Congratulations on your Third consecutive win Nikki!
arty::jump:artysml:

 

[jitna]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Maybe you'll like looking at these words better jitna!

Well, I figure I've kept everyone in suspense long enough.....Ha ha ha!

I don't know with all the shenanigans going on with the last vote, its hard to celebrate. still, Nikki's awesome and deserves to be told so every now and again.

 

[Dazza MXM]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Congrats Nikki on winning OCSM for the third time in a row

 

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

I don't know with all the shenanigans going on with the last vote, its hard to celebrate. still, Nikki's awesome and deserves to be told so every now and again.

Yeah, the shenanigans that went on definitely detracted from what otherwise is usually fun little way of showing some appreciation of the many deserving OCSMs on here. However, and I'm sure you will agree that it does not in any way detract from how very much Nikki & Green Eyed were more than deserving of the honor. And that's a FACT! :2 cents:

 

[jitna]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Yeah, the shenanigans that went on definitely detracted from what otherwise is usually fun little way of showing some appreciation of the many deserving OCSMs on here. However, and I'm sure you will agree that it does not in any way detract from how very much Nikki & Green Eyed were more than deserving of the honor. And that's a FACT! :2 cents:

nothing to detract from them. They deserve the honor. Though ties? seriously?

 

[Red-hot]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Well Jon it looks like it is just you and me brotha haha. If this continues I may have to have a follow up story as well. Though I'm sure the people on this thread would want to hear Nikki's over mine. I don't think Jon S. and I swapping sex stories will be enough for Nikki to share her stories with us though haha.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

THANK YOU Red-hot!!! At leat someone is stepping up to the plate! As for the rest of you fuckers...start dishing some stories already.

Is this story thing still going on??

 

[Jon S.]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Well Jon it looks like it is just you and me brotha haha. If this continues I may have to have a follow up story as well. Though I'm sure the people on this thread would want to hear Nikki's over mine. I don't think Jon S. and I swapping sex stories will be enough for Nikki to share her stories with us though haha.

It totally looks that way to me too my man. I have a couple of theories as to why that's the case, but I'll keep that to myself. Think.....something has to happen first for one to have sex stories to share! Ha ha ha! But yeah, I don't want to have to go to a 3rd and 4th one myself.....and God only knows how many from you......like you said, I don't think the 2 of us alone sharing stories will be enough to cut it for Nikki to share her stories with the rest. However, I will also keep the faith..... Ha ha ha!

Is this story thing still going on??

Yeah, of course it is.......if you've got any good ones to share......go ahead and DISH!!!!!! Heck, as you can see, it's been all Red-Hot an myself alone so far.......we need all of the help we can get. Ha ha ha!

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread

Years ago (sob!) my buddies and I were at a local college bar...spied a lovely group of females...me and one of my buds, being the dicks we were back then, made a bet with each other ($10 I think) to see who could fuck the girl.....wait for it...........with the broken leg! LOL! I am so not kidding. Eventually all eight of us went back to someone's apartment and crashed. The only problem was that there wasn't enough beds for everyone. So the two bedrooms were occupied, plus two or three on the couches...which left me and Ms. Peg Leg to get busy on the livingroom floor! It was awkward but fun and apparently neither of us minded having an in-the-dark audience! lol But one of her friends on the couch was too disgusted by our gruntings so she got up and went to ***** on the bathroom floor...until someone else got up in the middle of the night to go wee and fell on top of her! ha! Was so much fun to be young and so dumb and carefree! lol I don't even think I signed her cast!