What pisses you off?

When you are on the xway on ramp and the person before you goes 30 all the way to the xway then accelerates. It makes merging such a bitch. If you are already at 50 then you get to the xway you are fine. I **** that.
 
Michelle Bachmann and her dickwad husband.
 
Fuckin' mail. It's rarely ever anything good.

EDIT: Just to clarify, I was using "fuckin'" in the adjective sense and not as a verb. On the contrary I actually enjoy the act of fucking mail, even though I **** the mail itself. After I finish I just reseal the envelope and return it to the sender.
 
Co workers who have nothing better to do than complain about work, at work and outside of work. I didn't invite you for beers and food to listen to you whine!
 
Dr. Mike, my Economics professor and mentor has two saying he uses often:

You can't coach height.

You can't teach a pig to fly. It only frustrates the instructor and really pisses off the pig.

So, I guess short people and pigs **** me off. :)
 
Fake sales calls that end up at my desk, under the guise of a legitimate company. Then continue to deny it despite that I can Google their stupid fucking asses in a half-a-second then call them on it.
 
Fake sales calls that end up at my desk, under the guise of a legitimate company. Then continue to deny it despite that I can Google their stupid fucking asses in a half-a-second then call them on it.

I can say the same for pimps that call themselves "agents" - burn phone, no business name, free email, no fax, won't take company checks - etc.

Fuck them!
 
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