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Life's a Bitch
By Thom Schuyler & Fred Knobloch
Sung by Michael Johnson

Fresh out of college, carrying a Ph.D.
I thought with all that knowledge
The world couldn't wait for me
But then my eyes was opened
Just as wide as they could be
Now I'm busy coping with this harsh reality

Took some time to learn what the world already knew
And now I **** up everyday with the proper attitude

Life's a bitch and then you die
You don't know when and you don't know why
You love a little and you say goodbye
Fate comes in and throws the switch
Life's a bitch and then you die

I went to see the preacher, such a righteous man
A healer and a teacher, I was sure he would understand
Well he prayed and meditated while I told him about my life
I told him how I hated all this daily stress and strife
He took off his collar, he looked me in the eye
He closed the good book lying there and much to my surprise

He said life's a bitch and then you die
You don't know when and you don't know why
You love a little and you say goodbye
Fate comes in and throws the switch
Life's a bitch and then you die

I went to see the doctor, finally, to cure me of my ills
He reached into his locker and he handed me a bunch of pills
He said, "Boy, by your description, I can tell you're near the end
So take this here ************, you'll be on your feet again
Follow these directions and in a week give me a call
And if these ain't effective, boy, well You Might as well take 'em all"

Because life's a bitch and then you die
You don't know when and you don't know why
You love a little and you say goodbye
Fate comes in and throws the switch
Life's a bitch and then you die
Life's a bitch and then you die
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land

'Vincent' - Don Maclean
 
Every time that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face are getting clearer.
The past is gone
It went by like dusk to dawn.
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay?

- Aerosmith "***** On"
 
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Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Iris--Goo Goo Dolls
And all I can taste is this moment*
And all I can breathe is your life*
Cause sooner or later it's over*
I just don't want to miss you tonight*

Just Go--Lionel Richie/Akon
How would you like to sail away in the Bahamas?
Just you and me, girl
So far out in the sea where nobody can find us
Just the end of the world
'Cause there is no rush
For you to come back and face the rain
'Cause there is plenty sunshine where I'm taking you
And I'm here to reduce the pain

Her Eyes--Pat Monahan
She's a Gemini Capricorn
Thinks all men are addicted to porn.
I don't agree with her half the time,
But, damn I'm glad she's mine.

Her eyes, that's where hope lies.
That's where blue skies
Meet the sunrise.
Her eyes, that's where I go
When I go home.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of a rover
From the Murrays green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my Matilda all over
Then in nineteen fifteen my country said ***
It's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a ***
And they sent me away to the war
And the band played Waltzing Matilda
As we sailed away from the quay
And amidst all the tears and the shouts and the cheers
We sailed off to Gallipoli

"The Band Played Waltzing Matilda"
 
Get away.
Run away.
Fly away.
Lead me astray
To a dreamer's hideaway.
I cannot cry 'cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die. I, a whore for the cold world.
Forgive me
I have but two faces
One for the world
One for god- save me!
I cannot cry 'cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die. I, a whore for the cold world.

- Nightwish "The Poet and The Pendulum"
 
Bin ich schöner, zerschneid mir das Gesicht.
Bin ich stärker, brick feige mein Genick.
Bin ich kluger, töte mich und iss mein Hirm.
Hab ich dein Weib, dann töte mich und iss mich ganz auf!

-Ramms+ein "Eifersucht"
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
Bin ich schöner, zerschneid mir das Gesicht.
Bin ich stärker, brick feige mein Genick.
Bin ich kluger, töte mich und iss mein Hirm.
Hab ich dein Weib, dann töte mich und iss mich ganz auf!

-Ramms+ein "Eifersucht"


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That must be some ugly fuckin "Weib" for him to want to die for "having" her. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
 
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That must be some ugly fuckin "Weib" for him to want to die for "having" her. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's Ramms+ein for ya. Did you see their "romantic" lyrics that I posted on the first page? :D
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Pulp - Common People

You'll never live like common people,
you'll never do what common people do,
you'll never fail like common people,
you'll never watch your life slide out of view,
and dance and ***** and screw,
because there's nothing else to do.

Sing along with the common people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the common people,
laugh along even though they're laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that poor is cool.
 

PirateKing

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OK fine - just trim it down to your top 500,000 all-time favorites. :*****:
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In no particular order

#1
Whatsoever I've feared has come to life
Whatsoever I've fought off became my life
Just when everyday seemed to greet me with a smile
Sunspots have faded
And now I'm doing time
And now I'm doing time

Whomsoever I've cured I've sickened now
Whomsoever I've cradled I've put you down
I'm a search light soul they say
But I can't see it in the night
I'm only faking when I get it right
When I get it right
Well I fell on black days
I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
Soundgarden - Fell on Black Days

#2
She is everything to me,
The unrequited *****,
The song that no one sings,
The unattainable.
She's a myth that I have to believe in,
All I need to make it real is one more reason.
Vermillion - Slipknot

#3
Yeah, it's fine
We'll walk down the line
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine
You my friend
I will defend
And if we change, well I
Love you anyway
Alice In Chains - No excuses

#4
Can't say why I kept this from you
My those quiet eyes become you
Leave it where it can't remind us
Turn this all around behind us
Oh! Well I know!
I'll fall right in to keep you out
I'd like to tell you all about it
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Turn Into

#5
Conversion software version seven.0
Looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city
System of a Down - Toxicity

#6
Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye
Tool - Third Eye


To be continued....
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb
Guess the black thoughts have come Again to get me
Sweet bitter words
Unlike nothing I have heard
Sing along mocking bird
You don't affect me

***** ***** again
I thought my demons were my friends
Getting me in the end
They're out to get me
Since I was young
I've tasted sorrow on my tongue
And this sweet chugga ***
Does not protect me

'Coming Undone' - Korn
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
The heart of the matter--Don Henley

These times are so uncertain
There's a yearning undefined
And people filled with rage
We all need a little tenderness
How can love survive in such a graceless age?
The trust and self-assurance that lead to happiness
They're the very things - we **** I guess...
Ohh pride and competition
Cannot fill these empty arms
And the work I put between us
You know it doesn't keep me warm
I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you, baby
And the more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I'd figured out
I have to learn again
I've been trying to get down
To the heart of the matter
But everything changes
And my friends seem to scatter
But I think it's about...forgiveness
Forgiveness
Even if, even if, you don't love me anymore.
 
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