Did the world end where you are yet?

[lurkingdirk]

I wonder if the world will end by time zone, or all at once?

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[Connor Macleod]

I wonder if the world will end by time zone, or all at once?

Of course not. The end doesn't come until next year in December.

 

[STDiva]

Not yet, but get this. I just won $10,000,000 on the lottery. Figures I'd win on my last day on earth

 

[BlueBalls]

6pm, isn't it? If so, Britain seems to have taken to being raptured quite well.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Damn. I just realised something.

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[Jon S.]

Damn. I just realised something.

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Looking around and seeing how fucked up the world is becoming.....that seems to be EXACTLY something God would do!

Now on a "serious" note.....don't you just bet that God, Buddha, Muhammad, Jesus, Vishnu, Allah....and the rest (are here on Gilligan's Island), are just sitting up there....looking down....and laughing!!!

By the way, the nut job said the end was to be October 21st....today is just the day when the chosen one's are Raptured upon Jesus' return!

 

[lurkingdirk]

And now I've just remembered what STDiva said to Jesus:

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[Jon S.]

You know...come to think of it...God couldn't have been too big a Randy Poffo fan. I mean a heart ****** AND a head on collision into a tree!?!?! Sounds a bit like overkill (pardon the pun) if you ask me!

 

[2012i]

yes the world has ended here but im still able to write this

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes the world has ended here but im still able to write this

Wow. You're good.

Has anyone heard from Australia recently?

 

[Jon S.]

Wow. You're good.

Has anyone heard from Australia recently?

I heard from Australia early this morning (my time) & 6 PM came and ****** there....and...."shockingly".....NOTHING!

 

[goodlove]

Don't you know the mormons were the correct choice, just wait until the rapture hits Utah the states population will go from 150 to 3 instantly.

 

[lurkingdirk]

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[~~whimsy~~]

Yeah. It happened by me. And there is internet in Heaven! YAY!

But no porn. You have to go to hell for that and it is only homosexual and transexual porn. Sadly.

At least Blueballs will be happy.

 

[Will E Worm]

Not yet, but get this. I just won $10,000,000 on the lottery. Figures I'd win on my last day on earth

I will take it.

Don't you know the mormons were the correct choice, just wait until the rapture hits Utah the states population will go from 150 to 3 instantly.

Not at all. :1orglaugh:tongue:

 

[rayman53x]

well if the world does end today then im gunna watch some porn until its over lol

 

[Jon S.]

I was going to say to see that Sarah Palin is elected President in 2012 & I'm sure she is capable of at least seeing that you get your wish. However, I realized that she wouldn't actually take office until 1/13......and we all know the end of days is 12/21/12!

 

[CapitalOne]

nope

 

[StanScratch]

My dick is still here. That is all that is important.

I did think I had seen some people ascending to the heavens earlier today, but it turned out to be some chicks with big tits bouncing on a trampoline. I am soooo going to fuck that trampoline tonight! (assuming the world does not suddenly decide to end, all be it a few minutes late).

 

[Elwood70]

You know...come to think of it...God couldn't have been too big a Randy Poffo fan. I mean a heart ****** AND a head on collision into a tree!?!?! Sounds a bit like overkill (pardon the pun) if you ask me!

That's what it took to **** Macho Man Randy Savage.No one single thing could stop Macho Man.