Did the world end where you are yet?
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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Shocking news: Harold Camping isn't available for comment today. Because he was raptured? No. Because he's a fucking fool and now the whole world knows it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/apocalypse-quietly-harold-camping-awol/story?id=13659311
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/apocalypse-quietly-harold-camping-awol/story?id=13659311
Shifty
O.G.
Maybe he's counting his money? :dunno:
He's rolling naked in it, likely.
In a related line - I heard a story yesterday about a guy who takes money for the promise to look after people's pets if they get raptured. It's fucking brilliant. He's willing to swear against God, as are his employees, so his customers can be sure he won't be raptured too. He also encourages his clients to make friends with a Jew or a Muslim, and to make them executors of this contract so they can check up on him, and make sure he's living up to his end of the bargain.
The guy has something like 800 clients, they each pay more than 200 dollars.
Fucking brilliant.
I didn't see the end of the world from here.
In 2012 I will laugh like a lunatic as well !!
In 2012 I will laugh like a lunatic as well !!
:1orglaugh
I'm actually saving up for Y3K. I know I won't be here, but I like to give my descendants a nest-egg.
Honestly. How does someone steal mustard?
Have you checked with the wife. She might have used the last nit of it and thrown the container out.
Or go to McDonald's and check with the Hamburglar.
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Stealing a mans mustard. That's just not right. ... The bastard.
