http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20101226/ten-playboy-boss-to-wed-model-60-years-h-8a3eada.html
Crystal Harris is his new wife to be's name. She's a honey so she is.
Crystal Harris is his new wife to be's name. She's a honey so she is.
The Hef is at it again... the lucky bastard!.
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At what point does the realization that none of these girls truly love you and are looking at your ring like a winning lottery ticket set in? Does it? How 'lucky' is Hef really? Especially when it comes to having someone that truly loves him.
hopefully, he will be able to last long wth Crystal Harris
This old prune is starting to get on my nerves. Okay, he can "get" pussy, but of course we all know how/why. He needs to grow up and date something a little more along the lines of the Crypt Keeper. 
PirateKing
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Lucky bastard? Seems kinda sad to me.
Why is he getting married again at his age anyways? Is he having a late-life crisis?
Why is he getting married again at his age anyways? Is he having a late-life crisis?
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
I bet he outlives her :1orglaugh
Anna Nicole Smith marries an old dude for money and is considered a whore. This girl gets praised?
I can hear Holly Madison ****** from the Vegas Strip. Are we going to see another Hef "reality" show I wonder?
I'd like to dedicate this to Hef - the man, the legend, the myth...the prune (and of course his new gold digger wife):
As long as the dirty bastard can get it up,,, who cares!
SpexyAshleigh
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I almost feel bad for her. I mean yes we know these girls are obviously wanting to marry his bank account, because his time left on earth is limited. But Holly put in like eight years with Hef, worked for him, and basically had to cater to his every wrinkly whim...she left because he kept insisting he wasn't going to marry again. Now he's engaged to a girl who's only spent two yrs with him. Talk about a kick to the stomach!
I much prefer Holly anyways, she has more personality. But I'm gonna bet there's going to be a new reality series based around Hef and Crystals wedding planning...of course they're going to milk it like every other ********* does these days.
meesterperfect
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this guy has paid for every piece of pussy he's ever banged.
i envy him for his financial wealth but in the pussy department not really.
at this point he is no better to me than the old, haggard , out of shape sex tourists i see where i live all the time.
a joke and an object of utilization.
His empire might not be as healthy right now as we think it is, because as all of us here know, nobody really buys Playboy anymore. Of course he's got Playboy.com, but why see Playboy sets when we can get Hustler, Mens World, Just Girls, and the like? Hell even Penthouse is more tolerable than Playboy. :dunno:
meesterperfect
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Don't we all in one way or another?:tongue:
Oh,and what a shock,she's blond.
true.
i had a friend who would come down here every other month.
millionaire but a cheap fuck.
he's got an expensive truck here and a real nice apartment.
we'd go out with different groups of girls all the time.
he used his truck and house to get pussy, when he hooked up it was for that reason and that reason alone.
me, when i'd hook up it was for me, because they liked me for me and not my stuff.
And i knew why my GF was with me and he knew why his was with him.
the point is good for hef but he knows full well why these women are with him.
Can you all say pre-nup? He's hittin' her off good with his stacks, but he's definitely not stupid. If that chick isn't doing the dirtiest, natiest stuff to that wreck then she ain't gettin' the dolla bills. :nono:
He's hittin' her off good with his stacks, but he's definitely not stupid. If that chick isn't doing the dirtiest, natiest stuff to that wreck then she ain't gettin' the dolla bills. :nono:
