3 jokes to amuse yhe thread a little

i know nikki nova loves it)
-a woman got pregnant for a 2nd time and asks her 6 year old son.
hey sweetie,what would you prefer? a little ******* ,or a little ******?
the 6 year old answers:
-momy,if it isn´t too painfull to ya,i really would prefer a poney!
-An 18 years old teenage ******** asks her dad:
Dad,is it true babies come out ,throughout the same place where men get their penis in us woman?
Her father happy that his ******** is aware of sexuality issues,and worried bout pregnancy possible problems answers:
_yes dear ,its true sweetie!
Concerned and alarmed his ******** answers back:
-Goddamn...it will break all of my teeth!!
Finally
2 sperm cels are swimming and swiming as fast as they can to get first at their target and be them to impregnate the woman.
the youngest asks the oldest:
"will it take long till we get to the ovaries"?
the older and more experienced answers:
-"shut up and swim junior,we are still in the esophagus!
now,time to vote