Women, eh?

I had no idea there was a Mrs. *****, I thought she was a stolen mannequin from the store with a soiled wig on, just kidding there champ.
 
Bad move. Even if you win an argument with a woman on the merits..you still lose.
Tell me about it.

I thought you were a fanny bandit.
You thought?

Would you like me to come over and ******** her?
You wouldn't stand a chance against her Mediterranian temperament.

yea. and i can help him!!
Nor would you.

Less ********** my woman BS and more sharing stories of how our women drive us up the wall. More venting for how bad women make us feel without due cause.
 
Well then, I could always beat her around the head with a hammer. Would that work?

That may not work so well. Aren't womens' heads like diamond, in that only one can crack another?
 
Unless it's a fact based disagreement (like who won the 1986 Indy 500), you never really win an argument with a woman. You're better off apologizing right away and admitting you were wrong. It's also helpful to know why you're apologizing. Apparently, just showing remorse isn't good enough anymore.
 
Its not worth it. Women hold grudges for eternity.

Bingo. Women (mostly the ones you're in a relationship with) have a hard time letting go of having lost an argument or being proven wrong even if it's an irrefutable fact and in black and white.

It's mostly a bad move to think you're going to argue with most women for the purposes of a resolution. Especially if you have the facts on your side.
 
Unless it's a fact based disagreement (like who won the 1986 Indy 500), you never really win an argument with a woman. You're better off apologizing right away and admitting you were wrong. It's also helpful to know why you're apologizing. Apparently, just showing remorse isn't good enough anymore.

This. Just admit defeat and hope she buys your apology enough to provide make-up sex.
 
Feel for ya'.

Maybe you forgot man's survival rule #1: what ever the question (whether you are listening or not) just say "um-mh". Non-committal, not a yes, not a no, not a maybe so, not a maybe not, not surprised, not disinterested.... but 90% of the time enough to just let her keep on talking.

If you're called: repeat question, but start with "I can't believe you think...."

- "Should I go on a diet?" - I can't believe you think you should go on a diet
- "Are you having an affair" = I can't believe you think I'm having an affair

:2 cents::facepalm:

That's original stuff. No charge. :angels:
 
This might be too late in coming, but here's something my ***** used to say about how to best get along with women:

''Give them all of the money they want and let them do what they want to do''

He was right!
 
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