Random Statement Thread II

[dick van cock]

I wonder if anyone knew that it was national pancake day was yesterday. :thumbsup:

There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. The Englishman says "My *** was born on St. George's Day so I named him George". The Scotsman says "My *** was born on St. Andrew's Day, so I named him Andrew." Whereas Paddy says, That's a coincidence, I named my *** Pancake!"


{sorry, couldn't resist! :lame:}

 

[L3ggy]

Same, although it's not morning for me.

 

[slowhand]

Same, although it's not morning for me.

Oh that's right I forget the times zones.

There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. The Englishman says "My *** was born on St. George's Day so I named him George". The Scotsman says "My *** was born on St. Andrew's Day, so I named him Andrew." Whereas Paddy says, That's a coincidence, I named my *** Pancake!"


{sorry, couldn't resist! :lame:}

Thats ok DVC but good joke. :1orglaugh

 

[L3ggy]

Oh that's right I forget the times zones.

No-ones perfect.

 

[member006]

:wave: Morning all, I'm running late. *grabs a cup of coffee*

 

[L3ggy]

:wave2: Milady. *bows*

 

[slowhand]

Good morning LL.:wave:

 

[member006]

Thank you both, I don't think I'll get much posting time in today though.

As Henny Penny said " The sky is falling." My day just exploded as it opened. lol

 

[L3ggy]

I'll come with some shelter from the fires of the explosion.

 

[slowhand]

Who is buying lunch today?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

-cs™

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hey Smitty :wave:

 

[member006]

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

-cs™

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

 

[Smittmaestro]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

-cs™

 

[member006]

Its easier for me just to say I can't type and I don't care! lmao

 

[Smittmaestro]

qwerty

-cs™

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hey Bonezy!

-cs™

 

[slowhand]

qwerty

-cs™

Step slowly away from the PC smitty.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Alt b 1 2

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

hello pepowle