Movie Quotes

[maildude]

Road Trip--Nurse at sperm bank to E.L. (I think that's right MD?)

A long one: Hold on! No fucking way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money; I got shot fuckin' picking it up. I've been up for thirty-six fucking hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine! You fucking asshole!

From Fargo. Carl Showalter(Steve Buscemi)'s line.

"You mean, all this time, we could've been friends?"

 

[bodie54]

Bette Davis - Whatever Happened To Baby Jane

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"For a ******* paralytic he's putting up a damn good fight"

 

[maildude]

Bette Davis - Whatever Happened To Baby Jane

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"For a ******* paralytic he's putting up a damn good fight"

From Das Boot. Don't know which German actor said it.

A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow **** all over the place to make the lettuce grow.

 

[maildude]

Clue: It jump-started(ha!) Harrison Ford's career.

 

[bodie54]

Clue: It jump-started(ha!) Harrison Ford's career.

Ah, ok. "American Graffiti"

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"Always with the negative waves, Moriarty. Always with the negative waves."

 

[bigbri71]

kellys heroes





did you **** our friend?

 

[maildude]

Sgt. Hartman: I will motivate you, Private Pyle! If it short dicks every pygmy in the Congo!
--Full Metal Jacket

 

[maildude]

Mitch: There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Kathy: Where'd you come up with that theory?
Mitch: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus!
---Dirty Work

 

[Christmas_Ape]

LT. HARPER
Modern women...

COL. EDWARDS
Yeah, they been that way all down through the ages....

Plan 9 from Outer Space

 

[saberanger]

"Eeerh... where they psychos?"

"No! Psychos do not explode in sunlight, I don't care how crazy they are!"

Heh...

 

[maildude]

Harry Block: "Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."
---Deconstructing Harry

 

[Violator79]

Ken- "You got five grams of ****?"

Ray- "No I got four grams on me and one gram in me."

-In Bruges

 

[maildude]

This is long, but it's fucking classic:

Catherine: Go to hell!
Gabriel: Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right.
Catherine: It's all the same to you, isn't it?
Gabriel: No. In heaven, we believe in love.
Catherine: What do you love, Gabriel?
Gabriel: Cracking your skull.

--The Prophecy

 

[Plastique]

Han Solo: "Laugh it up Fuzzball"

 

[Apex]

"Oh, man. I ate so much pussy in those days, my beard looked like a glazed doughnut. "

 

[maildude]

After Stelios cuts off the arm of the Persian messenger
Persian: My arm!
Stelios: It's not yours, anymore.

--300

 

[Fresno]

I'm a doctor Jim not a bricklayer

 

[maildude]

Colonel Cathcart: You're a ********. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway.
Yossarian: You promoted me.
Colonel Cathcart: That has got nothing to do with it.

--Catch-22

 

[maildude]

Rooster Cogburn: Give me your cup.
Mattie Ross: I don't ***** coffee, thank you.
Rooster Cogburn: Well, now, what do you *****?
Mattie Ross: I'm partial to cold buttermilk.
Rooster Cogburn: Well, we ain't got none of that. We ain't got no lemonade neither!

--True Grit

 

[Violator79]

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." - The Captain, Cool Hand Luke