We could hire "Scary German Guy" to help us do battle with the undead!.
PS
If you (who ever is reading this) is over the age of 18 then you should know who SGG is.
If Usain Bolt ever became a zombie, we'd all be fucked.
gonna have to disagree with you there. anyone can get away from a slow moving zombie. Why should an obese guy have close to the same chance of survival as me?Hope to hell that zombies do not run like in all the crappy remakes.
Aww, because he's black?
It's alright, they're zombies. My morals are still in check.
Blue, I never thought you had any morals to keep in check in the first place.
Well, you have to say something to appease the masses and I just don't have enough opium to go around. This was the best I could come up with at the time.
BlueBalls the merry nihilist is still here, no need to worry.