Zip Fly or Button Fly Jeans

[windowsxp02]

I have and wear both kinds and it does not make any difference to me.

 

[larss]

I have come to hate buttons as I stand fiddling with them at the urinal desperate to have a pee, and then again afterwards trying to get drink numbed fingers to get the right buttons in the right holes.

If I must wear jeans, I tend to get Velcro fly.

Velcro Fly - Genius :bowdown:

 

[robbied196]

I have come to hate buttons as I stand fiddling with them at the urinal desperate to have a pee, and then again afterwards trying to get drink numbed fingers to get the right buttons in the right holes.




Velcro Fly - Genius :bowdown:

Exactly, not only are you losing valuable seconds of drinking time, but after more than 5 seconds of the 'urinal button shuffle', it can easily be misconstrued by a bystander as having a wank.

 

[Member442]

If you prefer the button jeans, why would you fine them?

:1orglaugh

Lol I meant find. Of all my posts I've messed up this one gets picked on. Thank you I finally feel like I'm truly a member here now:kiss:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Velcro Fly - Genius :bowdown:

(Note: it is best to shave oneself completely if you're going to wear velcro fly jeans...)

 

[Spleen]

Velcro Fly - Genius :bowdown:

Try telling that to your penis after it gets a rash.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

I like the zipper kind

 

[JohnRingo]

button fly is ok... except that damn bottom button is always impossible to get...

so i got to go fly

 

[luis1972]

I love buttons

 

[kewlio65]

I honestly don't mind. If I am going out to the bar or something I will wear jeans with a zip. Means less fiddling with the fly after taking a piss. Plus it means I don't have to worry about remembering to do them all up. Instead all you need to do is go zip.

 

[The Joker]

Zipper most of the time. Unless I'm spending the weekend selling artificial hymens to the Amish (plastic bags filled with... oh well, fake blood), then buttons.