Russian???
Is latina!!!!
:surprise::surprise::surprise:
Haha. I feel like theres a Yakoff Shirnoff joke in there somewhere.
Here in America, you watch Yuri's big boobs.
In Russia, KGB watch you watching Yuri's big boobs.
Haha! Not bad, but better than what I could come up with.
PS - I didn't realize the KGB were such perves.