Haha. I feel like theres a Yakoff Shirnoff joke in there somewhere.

Here in America, you watch Yuri's big boobs.
In Russia, KGB watch you watching Yuri's big boobs.
 
Haha! Not bad, but better than what I could come up with.

PS - I didn't realize the KGB were such perves.

The standard Yakoff joke is

In America, you <verb> <object>
In Russia, <object> <verb> you

But "Yuri's big boobs watching you" doesn't make sense logically, though I guess from certain angles her boobs could look like a pair of eyes.
 
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