youve got 1 choice...

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
gun of course! It's the quickest and the least likely to fuck up!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Since you didn't specify or elaborate on the thread title or its intention, I'm going to assume that we're killing you. In that case, I'm taking the knife and stabbing you through your throat. Then I'm going to take the rope and tie you upside down from a street light. Then, for the coup d'état, I'm going to get into a FedEx truck and ram into your dangling body as your choking for your last breath.

:hatsoff:
 
I thought the new standard in suicide was a single stick of TNT inserted in the anus and ignited by a friend while you masturbate, suspended by your ankles and covered in motor oil?

My friends have been trying to talk me into trying it for weeks...
 

Facetious

Moderated
The Golden Gates on the outgoing tide:

There's no mess for anybody to clean up, you just jump and *poof* 'never heard from or seen again.

Isn't that cool! :bowdown:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
...
 
Beaten to death by Stalin and Hitler with that glory hunting coward Mussolini delivering the fatal blow.
 
i'm not thinking about death, much to young to think about things like that :)
 
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