your preferred method?

your method?

  • drowning

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • electrocution

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • seppuku

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • hit by train/car

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • auto-erotic ************

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    16

Namreg

Banned
your doc tells you have one month to live, but starting in two days you will feel terrible pain... until you die. that gives you two days to plan your suicide, so you can go out with some dignity.

which method would you choose, and why?


personally, i'd go with shotgun into the mouth. or, if i didn't have access to firearms, hanging (painful if you survive teh drop, but ***** relively quickly and is pretty much 100% effective unless you're discovered).
i don't think i'd have the guts for a proper seppuku (for those of you who don't get it: that was a trojan ***** to display my affinity for puns. guts=seppuku, get it? i am smarter than you. i have no idea what that has to do with greek soldiers fooling people into letting them into their town, but if it makes you happy...)
 

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