Facetious
Moderated
..OK, I'm doing my laundry right now and I'm thinking about that time when I was in my mid twenties and was was living with a gf... the relationship couldn't have been better... two years strong with no quarrels whatsoever, great friendship, great sex etc. etc.
Then all at once for whatever reason, I found myself at home all alone for the day... Should I go out and make up for some lost time with my friends, or should I take the ambitious route and tidy up the duplex and keep the woman happy?
I quickly decided the latter.
..OK... there I go... vacuuming the rugs and floor...mopping the floors, detailing the kitchen and doing some of the laundry... our laundry!
She's going to be soooo happy when she gets home I thought to myself ever so proudly.
Never EVER ..E V E R ..touch your woman's laundry!
I found out the hard way how one type of garment must be washed on the cold and gentle cycle and hung dried... and these over here must be dry cleaned... while these over here must be hand washed and hung dried... as these here must be hand washed in "Woolite" and hung dried .... and I, the ambitious launder method challenged idiot who only knew about washing colored and white cotton fabric was also hung dried and left out in the cold too.
There, now you know, your stint with premature ejaculation (the one or two pump chump you were) was nothing in comparison to what I went through. :o
:rofl2:
Then all at once for whatever reason, I found myself at home all alone for the day... Should I go out and make up for some lost time with my friends, or should I take the ambitious route and tidy up the duplex and keep the woman happy?
I quickly decided the latter.
..OK... there I go... vacuuming the rugs and floor...mopping the floors, detailing the kitchen and doing some of the laundry... our laundry!
She's going to be soooo happy when she gets home I thought to myself ever so proudly.
Never EVER ..E V E R ..touch your woman's laundry!
I found out the hard way how one type of garment must be washed on the cold and gentle cycle and hung dried... and these over here must be dry cleaned... while these over here must be hand washed and hung dried... as these here must be hand washed in "Woolite" and hung dried .... and I, the ambitious launder method challenged idiot who only knew about washing colored and white cotton fabric was also hung dried and left out in the cold too.
There, now you know, your stint with premature ejaculation (the one or two pump chump you were) was nothing in comparison to what I went through. :o
:rofl2:
