Your first sexual experience
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I've been asked that before. Oddly enough, it ruined the mood. :dunno:
I'm so small that a girl is better off sticking a C battery in her vagina.
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My first time, I was with a woman in her early 40s and I was 17. I mowed her lawn and she had me come inside when I was done. I picked up on her signals pretty well at least. I just remember thinking how sweaty I was from mowing the lawn, but I guess she didn't care. I wasn't even all that attracted to her, but at that age I wasn't very selective. I remember we exchanged oral sex, then I popped it in missionary style. I probably came in just a couple minutes or so. Before that day, I had never even kissed a girl before.:dunno:
Wow... "Dear Penthouse Forums: I never thought it would happen to me..."
Mine first time sucked. I hadn't known here that long. She was a lot older. I was scared shitless, had no idea what was happening. It was so bad, she gave me a discount.
That's what I go for.
One time I saw a guy and his penis (hard) was as big as my thumb...and I have small hands.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
When did you see my penis?
Senob has polaroids! :thumbsup:
I break into your house when you're asleep and have my way with you.
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Oh my God, that is so awesome. I wondered why I've been waking up with cum all over my stomach. Now I know!
You're just jealous. Don't worry, though. I send one of my minions for you.
One of the mysteries of the ages revealed.
:1orglaugh
Drd, not interested in the name of my minion.
Ummmmmm? Do I really wanna know? :1orglaugh
Probably not. :rofl:
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