Your first job?

[Legzman]

I worked at Target on the "sales" floor. It fuckin sucked! All I did was straighten the shelves and face **** for 4 hours a night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

My first paid job was when I was about 8 or 9. My parents paid me for helping out at my ***'s company. My job included taking stuff from one office to another, putting invoices in numerical order, answering phones, matching invoices and receipts, and other such **** that an 8-year-old can do.

I used to have the best job ever and I don't know why I ever quit. My first job was working for some dude who rented out binoculars at concerts. I would show up 2 hours before the concert started, clean all of the binoculars and then walk around with a sign that said "RENT BINOCULARS: SECTION 123" until the concert started. Then, I would get to watch the concert for free and I got backstage access. Best...job...ever.

Oh, I should mention that for my 3 or so hours of work, I got paid 100 bucks. HAHA!!! Why'd I quit?!?!?!

Oh, you were one of those cretins. Yeah, when I was one of them (part-time, seasonal) I used to think it was the best job ever, but then I realized that I was full of **** when I started stagehanding. Now I get paid really well (not the measly $100 bucks a night that I used to get), I get benefits, I work year round, and I still have backstage access. In fact, I get onstage access. Yeah, I remember being one of those cretins. At the amphitheatre where I started I worked in just about every department imaginable: parking, security, cashier, operations, receptionist, runner, event coordinator's assistant, stagehand, main office bitch...

 

[ludlight]

i was taxi driver

 

[bigbadbrody]

blow job

 

[ChefChiTown]

blow job

You're welcome.

:wipes mouth:

Uh...UH OH!!! :uohs:

 

[bigbadbrody]

You're welcome.

:wipes mouth:

Uh...UH OH!!! :uohs:

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

 

[om3ga]

Didn't have a job until I was 20 (and that was as a trainee at the London Stock Exchange)....

 

[D-rock]

I think my first job was at a home improvement place.

 

[Fresno]

my first job? I was in solar engineering

 

[guard189]

cleaning golf clubs and polishing shoes at a golfcourse where all the rich people played and made crazy money doing it, not being fourteen making 300-400 a week (almost 20 years ago)

 

[dani114]

What is a job?:thefinger

 

[LBP 76]

gas station attendant, night shift.

 

[nickerdeemes]

Work at a local pizza place making the pizzas.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think my first job was at a home improvement place.

A home improvement place you say?

 

[Spleen]

Stacking shelves at the supermarket (frozen section :hatsoff


Good times

Same, but I had the soup/sauces/other random jars. The shelves were above the freezers though so I was cold all fucking day. Loooong hours too. 8am till 7pm!

It was at Waitrose, what was yours?

 

[AJJ]

I was a cleaner at the school I went to. 2 hours a day, except during holidays when it became 3.

 

[cloud20_2001]

I worked at MCdonalds for a couple weeks it sucked

 

[turbonetix]

A construction worker.