Your first job?

[Legzman]

I worked at Target on the "sales" floor. It fuckin sucked! All I did was straighten the shelves and face shit for 4 hours a night.

 

[gunslingingbird]

My first paid job was when I was about 8 or 9. My parents paid me for helping out at my dad's company. My job included taking stuff from one office to another, putting invoices in numerical order, answering phones, matching invoices and receipts, and other such shit that an 8-year-old can do.

I used to have the best job ever and I don't know why I ever quit. My first job was working for some dude who rented out binoculars at concerts. I would show up 2 hours before the concert started, clean all of the binoculars and then walk around with a sign that said "RENT BINOCULARS: SECTION 123" until the concert started. Then, I would get to watch the concert for free and I got backstage access. Best...job...ever.

Oh, I should mention that for my 3 or so hours of work, I got paid 100 bucks. HAHA!!! Why'd I quit?!?!?!

Oh, you were one of those cretins. Yeah, when I was one of them (part-time, seasonal) I used to think it was the best job ever, but then I realized that I was full of shit when I started stagehanding. Now I get paid really well (not the measly $100 bucks a night that I used to get), I get benefits, I work year round, and I still have backstage access. In fact, I get onstage access. Yeah, I remember being one of those cretins. At the amphitheatre where I started I worked in just about every department imaginable: parking, security, cashier, operations, receptionist, runner, event coordinator's assistant, stagehand, main office bitch...

 

[ludlight]

i was taxi driver

 

[bigbadbrody]

blow job

 

[ChefChiTown]

blow job

You're welcome.

:wipes mouth:

Uh...UH OH!!! :uohs:

 

[bigbadbrody]

You're welcome.

:wipes mouth:

Uh...UH OH!!! :uohs:

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[om3ga]

Didn't have a job until I was 20 (and that was as a trainee at the London Stock Exchange)....

 

[D-rock]

I think my first job was at a home improvement place.

 

[Fresno]

my first job? I was in solar engineering

 

[guard189]

cleaning golf clubs and polishing shoes at a golfcourse where all the rich people played and made crazy money doing it, not being fourteen making 300-400 a week (almost 20 years ago)

 

[dani114]

What is a job?:thefinger

 

[LBP 76]

gas station attendant, night shift.

 

[nickerdeemes]

Work at a local pizza place making the pizzas.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think my first job was at a home improvement place.

A home improvement place you say?

 

[Spleen]

Stacking shelves at the supermarket (frozen section :hatsoff


Good times

Same, but I had the soup/sauces/other random jars. The shelves were above the freezers though so I was cold all fucking day. Loooong hours too. 8am till 7pm!

It was at Waitrose, what was yours?

 

[AJJ]

I was a cleaner at the school I went to. 2 hours a day, except during holidays when it became 3.

 

[cloud20_2001]

I worked at MCdonalds for a couple weeks it sucked

 

[turbonetix]

A construction worker.