Your Best Song (with lyrics)

om3ga

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Not a "best song" - but one of the funniest......

Rap Master Ronnie - Reathel Bean & the Doonesbury Break Crew

Begin: Ok, Reagan campaign message for minority voters, take 37.
Can it off, Mr. President.
Reagan: 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. uhh.. 9..
Reagan: Ah!
Oh yah!
Lord have mercy.
Now let me here a little base now Nancy?
So good.
So fine.
Your cooking now mama.
Nancy: Thank you dear.
Reagan: Al.
Smoken.
Were in a grove now.
Al: That's groove sir.
Reagan: Groove. We're in a groove now.
Slip me a little keyboard cap.
Al,
Your god,
Now that be fine.
Ok people, gotta get down.
Brother Ron Reagan has hit the ground.
Gotta believe he's the dude of the hour.
Got the glory, got the power.
Ronny can communicate, the cat can rap.
I even let Nancy sit on Mr.T's lap.
Love's the needy, loves them dearly.
Love to read graffitti if they'd only print it clearly.
He can break.
Men: Huh!!!
Reagan: He be trying to make the big box beat.
Trying to get those voters on there feet.
Get their consent, all I need is 10 percent.
Everyone: Say we want Ron
Reagan: The guy's pure sex.
Everyone: He's the man.
Reagan: Who signs your monthly welfare checks.
Ha! Ha!...Ha!...Ha!.Ha!.Ha!
Al: Ronny's the boss, he wears the pants.
Nancy: But that man of mine sure loves to dance.
Al: Got an open mind on civil rights.
Reagan: My youngest son grew up in tights.
Men: Check him out!
Reagan: He's heavy.
Men: Check him out!
Reagan: He's cool.
Lord have mercy on this 2nd paid fool.
Men: Ronny be a legend. Ronny be unique.
Reagan: Hard to even function with such mystique.
He gets down.
Men: Huh!!!
Reagan: Loves to take to town those dancing feet.
He be getting brothers off the street.
Hey! Least I've tried, If only more were qualified.
Everyone: Say we, want, Ron.
Reagan: The cat can swing.
Everyone: He's the man.
Reagan: Who's often seen at Burger King.
Uhh.. Ed.
Take it easy, Ed.
For Gosh sakes, Ed.
Debby Boone gave me that album personally.
Ed...
Men: Everybody's scratchin'.
Scratchin' for a wage.
Scratchabacha scratch.
From the want ad page.
Good time scratching.
Ronny got a plan.
And if that don't hatch.
Catch as catch can.
Reagan: Ok people, ease on through.
Rappin' Ron Reagan got cheese for you.
Got a big civil service that will hire your best.
And a volunteer army that will take the rest.
Men: Ronny be a fighter.
Ronny will defend.
Reagan: Lieutenant Bob Goodman is a personal friend.
Men: Ronny he be tough.
Ronny always wins.
Reagan: Dont need cardboard for my shoulder spins.
Reagan: He can freeze.
Men: Huh!!!
Reagan: He be trying to save those suckers' souls.
Trying to get those mothers to the polls.
Get their consent. I'll settle for just 2 percent.
Everyone: Say we, want, Ron.
Reagan: The cat's ok.
Everyone: He's the man.
Reagan: Who's got more juice than Jessie J.
Man: One more time Mr. President.
Everyone: We want Ron.
The cat's ok.
Man: Bring it on home, sir.
Reagan: Okay.
Light my fire black people, light my fire.
Give me your sweet jelly roll.
Turn on your love life.
Papa got a new saftey net for you.
Ya, Fritz, Jelly beans.
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I

Iamforever

Banned
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking buttler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now, the pattern called "must we"
Just because the son has come

Jesus,wont you fucking whistle ?
Something but the past and done
Jesus, wont you fucking whistle
Something but the past and done

Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
And why can't we drink forever?
I just want to start this over

I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down

Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done

(chorus)

I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a centre in you
I will chew it up and leave

Trust me(repeat)


(chorus)


i want it when i want it(repeat)
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i always like the lyrics to "sober" by tool.
 
drdeath67

drdeath67

46&2 ~ TOOL

My shadow's

Shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.

------------------

ænema ~ TOOL

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin'' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn''t
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
put it down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
 
Phaeton

Phaeton

Banned
^ Ahh my favorite Tool song. (46&2)

But I was just listening to My Sharona for the first time in many years, and I never realized how filthy the lyrics are.

♪Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...♪

The younger kind? Better mean 18 dude.
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Snow Patrol "Chasing Cars"

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads


I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes
They're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things
Will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?



This is a song that can change the world if only people would listen to the power behind it. This ranks as one of the greatest songs ever made. I feel like crying when I hear this song. You don't have to have a significant other to feel the power of this song. This is true musical power and genius. I love the British sound.
 
om3ga

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Im Nin 'alu by Ofra Haza (RIP)

IM NIN'ALU
DAL THAE NA DI VIM
DAL THAE MA ROM
LO NIN'ALU
JA JA JA JA
I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
I'M NIN'ALU LU LU

EL HI
EL HI

I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
EL HI

JA JA JAL JAL
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
LIKE NO OTHER
LIKE NO OTHER
IN MY PRAYER

HO YAT SHA HAM RO SE WA SOHVIM
MI YOM BA RI OH NICH LA LU

I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
EL HI
IM NIN'ALU

TAKE ME AWAY I NEED YOUR HELP
SOMEBODY CRIES WITHIN THE HERD
OH...MY GOD I NEED YOUR HELP

UBE SHESH KA NO FA YIM SA VIVIM
OFIM BE ET YIT GALJA LU

I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
I'M NIN'ALU LU LU
EL HI
IM NIN'ALU
DAL THAE NA DI VIM
DAL THAE MA ROM
LO NIN'ALU
 
mula0207

mula0207

i just got into this song by death cab for cutie.."soul meets body"...nice easy going, and love the lyrics
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar Lyrics


As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said "Stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya"
I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money yeah and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she loved me no never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman, yeah, for you know she tricked me
easy
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my Molly with me, but I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired my pistols, and I shot him with both barrels

Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Yeah, whiskey, yo, whiskey...
Oh-oh, ya
Now some men like a fishin', but some men like the fowlin'
Some men like to hear, to hear the cannonball a-roarin'
But me, I like sleepin', `specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ha, ya
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o
Whiskey in the jar-o
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, hey
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da
Musha rain dum-a-doo dum-a-da, ya
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
MADIronMaiden said:
That's utterly impossible! I couldnt even make my top 10 favourite songs!
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Translate that statement please.


P.s. I didn't get any help about the rep points. Mine says everyone's at 0-4. What happened?
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
MADIronMaiden said:
Are you retarded or you just don't understand that english is not everyone's language ?
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Dude calm the fuck down. All I was asking is what did you mean by you couldn't even make your top 10 favorite songs. That's all. I wasn't being a smartass or trying to act stupid.
 
M

MADIronMaiden

Violator79 said:
Dude calm the fuck down. All I was asking is what did you mean by you couldn't even make your top 10 favorite songs. That's all. I wasn't being a smartass or trying to act stupid.
Click to expand...
The thread is asking what is your best song...I said that its impossible for me to choose! I couldnt even make a top 10 of my favourite songs because there is just too much good songs!;)
 
Violator79

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
MADIronMaiden said:
Are you retarded or you just don't understand that english is not everyone's language ?
Click to expand...

MADIronMaiden said:
The thread is asking what is your best song...I said that its impossible for me to choose! I couldnt even make a top 10 of my favourite songs because there is just too much good songs!;)
Click to expand...

I see now. Sorry man I've had a long day and my mind's on other things, like this girl who's my boss;)
 
ThatRedWing

ThatRedWing

If You Don't Like Hank Williams: Hank Williams Jr.

I like Charlie Daniels, I like big John Cash,
I think Waylon Jennings is a table thumpin' smash,
Playin with Marshall Tucker Band was as good as smokin' grass
But if you don't like Hank Williams you can kiss my ass,

I like all them Allman Brothers, Merle Haggard and Goerge Jones,
Shotgun Willie Nelson, and them rockin' Rolling Stones,
Everything the Eagles did and I'm in love with Linda Ronstadt,
And if you don't like Hank Williams you can kiss our ass,

I think what they did was well worth doin'
and their doin' it the best the best way that they can,
Your the only one that you are screwin'
When you put down what you don't understand,
I'm not sayin that he was the first or the last,
but if you don't like Hank Williams you can kiss our ass
 
Jacksson_77

Jacksson_77

REO Speedwagon - Take It On The Run

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boy friend
You're up there every weekend
They're talkin' about you and it's bringin' me down

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind:

You take it on the run, baby
If that's the way you want it, baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run

You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes
You say you're coming home but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again

You take it on the run, baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run

You take it on the run, baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run

You take it on the run, baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
 
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