In no particular order
1. That the men in porn in general learn to shut up. Also the industry gets rid of every male talent that is bald, tattooed, or generally gay looking or actually gay or people that are just scumbags. A constitutional amendment also needs to be enacted that prohibits anybody that has worked under the names Kurk Lockwood, Christian X, Nick Manning, Justice Young, Ben English, Derrick Pierce, Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Max Hardcore, Khan Tusion, pretty much everybody that works for Bang Bros among many many many others from ever working in the industry.
Better yet we need to invest in a rocket that we will build and then shove them inside and send into the Sun. On more reflection that is being to hasty. The Sun has treated us relatively well, given us life, and is special to us. It doesn't deserve that. Instead we should build a rocket, but send them on a trip out of our solar system. When future technology catches up and we have interstellar spaceships that can travel the galaxy and other advanced technology we will then find the worst, most pathetic, saddest, more miserable star in our entire galaxy and send them into that. Then we will sling that star out of our galaxy forever.
Dishonorable mention goes to people that just suck at porn in general, or get stupid with it, or have sex like an uncaring mindless robot with little passion and treat the performers in the scene as such. Eric Everhard is a good example of that. (Of course he also gets negative points because he tends to make more noise and grunts louder than the women he's with.)
2. That the strange infatuation with MILFs that look like their around 40 ends (even if they're younger), that Lisa Ann is recognized as the most overrated pornstar in history, retires, and never works again. Only the very rare person that is really around that age but still looks great, like Vicky Vette or Catalina Cruz, continues to work, or receive a mind-boggling amount of attention and praise.
3. That stupid gonzo porn, which is to say the majority of it, finally dies after it's long running death throes and goes by the wasteside. You wouldn't think it would be easy to make a mockery out of sex, but they do it. People also need to realize that neither Evil Angel or Jules Jordan are really that good and have been highly overrated for a while now. Also all the stupid chimps that picked up a camera and tried to make crappy porn in the boom of the earlier part of this decade go away.
4. That all the women that don't really look good but are somehow inexplicably popular retire or at the very least don't waste space on videos or DVDs that could go to better people to make it a better purchase. This goes for people in point number 2 as well. This includes recognizing that Gianna Michaels is the second most overrated person in the history of porn and included in this.
5. While porn doesn't have to have any intricate plots or anything of that sort or even have that much time setting it up it would be nice if there was something simple and short enough to add eroticism to it like in porn’s golden days to the early to mid 90s. They need to get rid of the misogyny in porn. Not only that but they need to teat the women in it like they are something to be admired and not just like they are some sex toy. They need to tailor porn for normal people and not people that are just the most mindless fanatical porn raincoaters out there. Like I alluded to earlier it's like the difference between having sex with a hot passionate women and doing it with a virtual blow up doll.
6. That the women in porn start thinking wisely before they make each of their decisions. Example of this include cosmetic surgery. Something that while it can be all right if done well on some people, and it can enhance some people and make them better is just way too prevalent and screws people up more often than it helps them. It also needs to be realized that a lot more men than a lot of the women in the industry think don't mind if boob jobs or other plastic surgery isn't done.
Women also need to make better decisions in what they do with their careers and the path it follows. It's pretty sad when some of the best up and comers and some of the few people that actually have potential leave in less than a years either because they got in over their heads, did too much too soon, or got involved with the wrong people. All the best people are getting older or retiring and there isn't as many good people replacing them.
They also need to have realistic expectations on where their career can take them. Not just an adult modeling or porn career in general but them personally. Not only is success in porn generally fleeting even for some of the best people but too many people need to be honest with themselves and admit the unless they have the looks to be the next greatest thing since sliced bread, and most of them don't, then they need to adjust how they approach their career accordingly for maximum benefit to themselves both short and long term. They need to realize with a lot of aspect in porn there is no going back once some things are done so they should only do it if they are ready for it, not because they are going to be short rent for this month.
Women also need to take better care of their bodies. Too many of them do drugs or hard living and it definitely shows. When your in an industry where the shape you are in matters to how well you do and your longevity in it it's pretty stupid to do drugs or go out partying or hooking all night. I've lost count of the number of women whose looks took a nose dive after they got into the adult industry or after they moved up to a harder strange in it like being an adult model that went on to being a pornstar. The worst example of this I've vowed not to talk about her, but their are a lot of example out there. It's a sad thing when people of such beauty become a hollow dedicated shell of their former selves in a matter of years or maybe even months.
7. Blueballs and ChefChiTown to appear in the Freeones XXX porn parody with Roald playing the part of The Fonz. Petra can also cameo in it as a person that goes around and whips the rest of the cast into order.
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