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[tittenman]

:eek::1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Sucks to be sterile.

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

that **** is straight up funny, cuz i know a guy that that happened to. took him like a month to put 1 and 1 together and that made it even better.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's okay. She got pregnant watching a 3D porno.

 

[Member442]

It's okay. She got pregnant watching a 3D porno.

Hey that only works once. she'll have to come up with something else.

 

[LukeEl]

I've used that line before, and so far it works.

 

[Red Spyder]

The line I've used is "are you sure it's not your husband's/boyfriend's?"