Not long after I started seeing my wife, she made it known she has a love affair with the shower hose. I'm no Don Schlong but I do ok but she aint giving that up. It's like an art form with her. She's got it honed. I've walked in on her and she doesn't miss a beat. And she's toweled off after and still been in the zone and is like "don't touch me" and starts trembling and has another one.
Should I feel inadequate? Cause I do **** it.
That's cool, I got my gigs of porn.
We're good.
Should I feel inadequate? Cause I do **** it.
That's cool, I got my gigs of porn.
We're good.
