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ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm drinking beer, playing online poker and WINNING!!!
 
wishing i was a sleep , but somebody keeps me awake ...
 
getting where you are ... :1orglaugh
 

villiageidiot

Leah's Biggest Fan!
I'm in my truck, waiting to make a delivery, place doesn't open for another hour, found some unsecured wireless which I am stealing!:thumbsup:
 
at work but not really workin,im just stealing the internet from the wireless n browsing this forum on my nokia n95.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm currently watching Fresh Prince at 3:30 in the morning. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you...

I was laying in bed earlier, trying to get some sleep. Then, I heard this weird hissing noise. "Hmm, I wonder what that was", I thought to myself. But, I didn't think too much into it and eventually forgot it happened. Then, a few seconds later, I heard it again. This time, it was followed by the sound of rustling paper (at least that's what it sounded like). So, I immediately flipped on my light. Then, it happened. As I turned my head to have a look-see at my room, I felt something on my foot. I looked down and there it was...this big ass, weird looking fucking bug and it was STARING AT ME!!! EWWWWWW!!! :eek:

So, I flopped my legs and feet around like a bitch until it flew off of me. Then, it ran underneath my bed. So, as I was fighting the urge to scream like a pussy, I grabbed a shoe, lifted up my mattress and killed the fucking thing. Now, I'm kind of scared to go lay down and that, my friends, is why I'm watching Fresh Prince at 3:30 in the morning.
 

RealMenSwallow

Closed Account
Staring at this thread, wondering what to do next. Hoping to find some new undiscovered amazing babe who does dirty things for my viewing pleasure.
 
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