I'm currently watching Fresh Prince at 3:30 in the morning. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you...
I was laying in bed earlier, trying to get some sleep. Then, I heard this weird hissing noise. "Hmm, I wonder what that was", I thought to myself. But, I didn't think too much into it and eventually forgot it happened. Then, a few seconds later, I heard it again. This time, it was followed by the sound of rustling paper (at least that's what it sounded like). So, I immediately flipped on my light. Then, it happened. As I turned my head to have a look-see at my room, I felt something on my foot. I looked down and there it was...this big ass, weird looking fucking bug and it was STARING AT ME!!! EWWWWWW!!! :eek:
So, I flopped my legs and feet around like a bitch until it flew off of me. Then, it ran underneath my bed. So, as I was fighting the urge to scream like a pussy, I grabbed a shoe, lifted up my mattress and killed the fucking thing. Now, I'm kind of scared to go lay down and that, my friends, is why I'm watching Fresh Prince at 3:30 in the morning.