You are in a bank - it is being robbed - what do you do?

RealMenSwallow

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It depends on who's robbing it. If it's some psycho path who robs banks for shits and giggles, I'd probably do nothing. But if it was somebody who was just desperate for cash, and was completely broke, I would try to talk them out of it, and take em down.
 
Actually I have witnessed a bank robbery with me being in the middle of it. I was withdrawing cash for my boss and the money takes forever to get into my hands because I am not the one on the account, so I was relaxing on the couch and while looking outside I noticed 3 black men dressed in all black talking to each other excitedly as they walked to the bank's door. Keep in mind that 1) it's an chinese bank, in a predominant chinese neighborhood, with next to zero black population, 2) the bank had no security guard or security door, and 3) no bullet proof windows for tellers either. And before I can utter a warning those three men put on their ski masks, pulled out the guns, and charged in. I laid as low as possible to the ground while they got their cash and got out in 5 mins. There was no way I wanted to be a hero at the time since you are more likely to get shot if you try to be one.
 
Don't be a fucking hero and keep quiet, that's what I would do.
 
There's not a chance in fuck of me doing something about it. The bank is insured, the only one losing is the insurance company, but it is time they pay out to the people that pay them every month. So I say let the robbers do their thing.

The same would go if I saw someone getting mugged, I wouldn't interupt the criminial element at work, especially not here in the UK, you can get fucked for it. You are only supposed to use reasonable force, like a slap or a good telling off, anything else gets you arrested by the pigs. So how in the bastard fuck can any wannabe hero compete with the criminal underworld by only using a slap and a good telling off. It would work for Chuck Norris, but we mere mortals are not as gifted as the great one himself.

It has happened and continues to happen [law obiding civvies get treated worse than criminal scum]. So let it be, the pigs can sort it, they get paid to, if they are not already elsewhere harrassing kids and innocents [which they are good at as it is easier than catching criminals].

Rant over.
 
I would calmly point to a feeble old bank customer and declare, "He's got a pump-action cane gun!" Then I would knock over a stroller, grab the baby as a human shield and run out screaming, "It's not my time!"
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
What they told me in my CCW class. You are more help to the police if you become extra vigilant. Look closely at every part of the robbers. Check for tattoo's, birthmarks, distinguishing marks of any kind. Look to see if you can compare them to objects to determine size, and height. Try to notice speech patterns or accents. When they leave, see if you can determine which way they go, to what kind and color of car, and obviously as much of a plate number as you can get. Playing hero is not your job, thats what the police are for, and you may end up getting yourself, or another innocent person harmed. If they are unorganized, they may be on drugs and incoherent, or desperate and scared, that makes them unstable, and extra dangerous. If they are organized, they're pros, and will probably either kill you with out hesitation, or be gone without trouble in mere minutes. It's only going to seem like hours, but it's only a few minutes. Thats what I would do, unless my life, or that of my wife specifically were in danger, I would not attempt to draw my weapon, and use it. Thats law enforcements job.
 
I would calmly point to a feeble old bank customer and declare, "He's got a pump-action cane gun!" Then I would knock over a stroller, grab the baby as a human shield and run out screaming, "It's not my time!"

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Well, personally, I would think about the fact that maybe .0000000000007% of the money in the bank is actually mine. I am not going to risk my like for someone elses money. Unless I had my glock with me, game over if that's the case.
 
Really.

Everyone's money is insured. And it's a rich bank being robbed, not a senior citizen.
Why the heck would I stick my neck out for a bank?

exactly. theres no loser here. no victim, who gives a shit if the bank loses a bit of money. no point being a hero for nothing. even if the guy was threataning innocents, i'm still not sure what i'd do. i have a family and life as well
 
take off all my clothes and start masturbating.

really doesn't have anything to do with the robbery, it just seems like a good idea.
 
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