You are in a bank - it is being robbed - what do you do?

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
I was talking to a friend about this today and we couldn't agree.

You are in a bank.

It is being robbed by apparently armed men. The robbers seem unorganized and amateur.

You do not have anything valuable on you and you know no one in the bank.

You see that you have chance to, maybe, "take down" one of the robbers..

What do you do and why? (Post your answer quickly and don't over think it, if you can.)

:sleep:, :ak47:, :pukey:
 
I let them earn their money, that's their job. I don't really think that they're harming anyone, maybe the insurance companies which will have to pay some money to the bank.
On 2nd thoughts, I hate insurance companies, so I guess I'll try to help them if I can, the only reason I wouldn't, is that the river might take me to the court because the laws say you can help some people but spit on the rest.
 
tough call
nothing
sit and wait it out
 
Nothing at all. Money is not worth risking my Life and the lives of others.
 
Can't say I see any plausible scenario where I'd decide to do anything. If they seem incompetent enough for me to actually do anything, the police will probably get them anyway. Incompetent or not, they are still armed I'm not nearly stupid enough to do anything as heroic as risking my own and other peoples lives.
 

Perilypos

Retired Moderator
As a bank clerk I could be easily the one whom the robber's gun is pointed at. Being under strict regulations of discreetness, I cannot answer your question, sorry.
 

BNF

Ex-SuperMod
As a bank clerk I could be easily the one whom the robber's gun is pointed at. Being under strict regulations of discreetness, I cannot answer your question, sorry.

There go the plans then..... and no reaching for the bills in the drawer at the bottom on the trigger... and no hitting that button with your knee.... :D
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Not a damn thing.

Let 'em steal from the rich. I'm only here to cash my 600$ check.
 

slowhand

Closed Account
Hit the floor and don't look up my life is more important then the money in that bank.
 
start whistling the mission impossible theme tune or any other situation related theme tune and see if anyone gets it...:cool:
 
I wouldn't do anything. Attacking armed robbers may result in yourself or someone else being killed, and the money in the bank is really not worth it.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
If I do not see any chance of stopping them and they are not harming anyone, I will lie on the floor and be quiet.

The banks are all insured, they will get their money back.




However if I see an innocent woman or child being harmed or about to be harmed (especially someone I know) and I see an oppertunity, I will take it and try to stop them. However, I realise I'm no Jack Bauer and will probably get killed... But I least I die a hero.
 
Freeze.

Most people would in any sudden life threatening situation. Probably take a minute or two for my wits and senses to return on what I actually should do/done.
 
I'd do the exact same as I would if someone did the same at work.

"Take it mate, it's insured and I'm not getting killed or injured for something that's not mine and insured" then I might just add "do you need a hand carrying it to the car" :D
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
then I might just add "do you need a hand carrying it to the car" :D

Yup, you'd probably get a nice little tip from that :thumbsup:



Everyone is saying the same thing, however I mentioned something no one else has...

What if the robbers started hurting and killing innocent people. What would you do then?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I'll whop his ass and then hide his body and take his cloths so i can disguise my self as one of the robbers and then take out the other robbers.
 
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