Yes or No: Is Magic Real?

[John_8581]

Yes.

 

[gmase]

Pass the vanilla wafers please.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

A cop I knew who was a religious fanatic heard too many weird things about me and one day called me a Shapeshifter. I said, "Muhammad! You're something worse! You're my drinking buddy!"

 

[gmase]

A cop I knew who was a religious fanatic heard too many weird things about me and one day called me a Shapeshifter. I said, "Muhammad! You're something worse! You're my drinking buddy!"

I prefer to run with the devil although I have drank with him a few times.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I prefer to run with the devil although I have drank with him a few times.

You don't need to Run With The Devil if you are your own nemesis.

"Sergeant, tell me, what is your greatest jihad?"

"Putting down this bottle of Captain Morgan, my brother."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Can somebody please explain to me how Sylvester Stallone was able to become a mainstream movie star without his mother's magic?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You can be... be... be... Invisible.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Her magic is not real and I do not believe. Just a fucking doll. That's all that it is.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Now this one has the Magic Power.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

1-888-ONE MISSING-ONE DEAD

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Can somebody please explain to me how Sylvester Stallone was able to become a mainstream movie star without his mother's magic?

There is that...

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

They had me under a spell for a long time. Especially Piper Sigh...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

There is that...

Bubb,

Jackie Stallone: You Fuck Her Or No?

 

[gmase]

Bubb,

Jackie Stallone: You Fuck Her Or No?

Fuck no.

 

[xfire]

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I think someone already did.....

 

[gmase]

I think someone already did.....

I knew a guy who would say “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.” Jackie would qualify for that phrase even in her younger days.

 

[gmase]

I double posted.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I knew a guy who would say “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.” Jackie would qualify for that phrase even in her younger days.

I had a buddy who used to say, “I wouldn’t fuck her with a Cabbie’s dick.”

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I used to say, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, if I was pissed at you.

My thoughts of her already being fucked....was by a higher force. Just in case no one got it.