"You see, Billy, as a woman gets older, her wants change. Making love to your ****** is not the same any more, the same old moves get old after 30 some years. So, mommy is ****** to take one of your best friends, take him to an alley, put him on the ground, pull off her own pants, and **** on his head - because that is what makes mommy hot now. Now, help me get rid of the body."