wtf is wrong with my penis??

[dazzamac70]

Be careful - the next stage is hairy palms followed by blindness!!

 

[pelecaci]

man, maybe you should see if you're healthy in general... go to a doctor, but not that kind of doctor, and see if you're 100% ok.
take care of what you eat, drink, of your sleep. and if after all that you still got a problem go to a urulogist

 

[robbied196]

I think the cock doc would say you're suffering with a severe case of 'spankingtheplank' a good cure is watch 5 hours of National Geographic whilst constantly inserting ice cubes up your ass! For fucks sake please go and try it!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Torre82]

I think the cock doc would say you're suffering with a severe case of 'spankingtheplank' a good cure is watch 5 hours of National Geographic whilst constantly inserting ice cubes up your ass! For fucks sake please go and try it!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hi Def or normal? Animals fucking? Naked tribals? Entertaining, if not erotic? heh

 

[ChefChiTown]

latly i cant get it hard because it is soft and normally you would jack it more to get it hard but if i do that i just ejaculate

Umm...that's how it's supposed to work, Sherlock.

 

[Undertaker]

Please explain it to me; You are 20 years old and you have a rubber dick? You can't maintain wood? Based on your candid dysfunction [no pun intended], if you are getting noodle dick with your girlfriend or around hot young female nymphs, then it's quite possible that you are GAY and women and pussy are the Kryptonite to your penis.

:dunno:

Absolutely the funniest shit i've read in here for a long time. . . haha

 

[broderic_randal]

latly i cant get it hard because it is soft and normally you would jack it more to get it hard but if i do that i just ejaculate WTF is going on with my penis i am only 20 years old is this caused by excess masturbation i have done or what? i used to be able to get it hard like a rock and now it is only semi hard like a rubber dildo!!!

there are many reasons that could cause your penis to not be as hard as you want it to be

do you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes?

there needs to be sufficient time between each time your dick becomes hard

etc...

 

[mrtrebus]

I have never had any erectile problems. Although have, from time to time, suffered from premature ejaculation. I think that there is something seriously wrong with your penis. Go to a DR if you have not already. You will probably have to have a penis pump fitted in order for you to get a hard-on in all future sexual encounters.
I PITY YOU

 

[Marlo Manson]

How the fuck am I supposed to know? do you think this forum is loaded with doctors who can give an educated diagnosis about why your cock isn't acting right, just by a rambling description of your symptoms?

Did you by chance, ride the short bus when you were younger? dats not important now, but it might be an issue later, anyway, their is this common problem amongst males called Erectile Dysfunction, it can strike @ any age, it varies in cause, but you have to visit a REAL doctor, not a doctor on the FO's message boards!!

Its definitely in your best interest to determine if dats what you actually have and why, and if its not ED, it could be something more serious!! and that needs immediate attention!! :eek:

 

[Chewbacca666]

It's funny that people can share this openly on the internet but in person probably have no one else to talk to about this. Gotta love the web.

 

[Torre82]

It's funny that people can share this openly on the internet but in person probably have no one else to talk to about this. Gotta love the web.

Every time you feel you're surrounded by idiots.. normal people.. and dumbasses.. just remember some of them have computers and volunteer this shit freely online. Whether that will comfort you, make you laugh your ass off or just break down crying.. I dont know.

This message brought to you by: OMGD00dneeds2getdickfixed!

 

[sexylan]

stop jacking it 5-6 times a day

i agree 5-6 times a day is enough

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Go see a urologist

 

[ray21]

good luck man, and read the link someone posted about Erectile dysfunction on wikipedia, it talks about a lot of things that may cause it

i dont think is cause u do it too much, cause if that was the case, everyone here would kow if u wack it too much it'll go soft and ud just cum with a soft dick,

 

[Torre82]

Go see a urologist

URologist or myologist? Cuz I dont know where some of these dicks have been.. and I dont want your germs.. on his hands.. getting around my dick! Geez, go get that guy's ologist.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I needed to see a urologist. My family doctor recently referred me to a 'just out of medical school' female urologist. I saw her last week, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I had to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

[pikachar]

wow, best thread i read so far... i'd love to nominate this as thread of the week

 

[Dream_Deceiver]

Sometimes when I'm jacking off and something (usually someone) disturbs me and I have to hide it gets soft. And then I can't get it hard. I have to wait few minutes. I don't know why is that, maybe body thinks I'm finished and wants to relax or what? Not a big problem to me, because I don't get it often.

 

[dogbone27]

i agree 5-6 times a day is enough

The good thing about Jacking off 5-6 times a day, is that you'll never get blueballs. You guys know why some men get blueballs for, right?.

 

[hedonis]

I needed to see a urologist. My family doctor recently referred me to a 'just out of medical school' female urologist. I saw her last week, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I had to stop masturbating.

I asked her why.

She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

Ba dum dum dum....

Baill Inneraora, ladies and gentlemen! He'll be here all week!



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