Would you recognize Jesus if he came back?

[assari]

Wonder if Moses ever got so high he thought he was The Omega Man on The Planet Of The Apes in search of Soylent Green which is people.

It may be that Moses used drugs and therefore his writings were confusing.

 

[gmase]

So basically what this article says is, everyone was tripping balls on the natural hallucinogenic of he day,,,we have shrooms, they had tree bark?

Not judging, just asking.
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You got me thinking. What if Woodstock really was the festival to greet Jesus back to earth?

Is this tall, slender, bearded dude him?

 

[xfire]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think Jesus looked a little like "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

You got me thinking. What if Woodstock really was the festival to greet Jesus back to earth?

Is this tall, slender, bearded dude him?

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Nah, I think he's one of the guys from Jethro Tull.

 

[gmase]

Nah, I think he's one of the guys from Jethro Tull.

Good catch. Maybe Ian Anderson is Jesus.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Good catch. Maybe Ian Anderson is Jesus.

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If so then Rick from The Walking Dead is Jesus' son-in-law.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Hassan Nasrallah looks like Jerry Garcia and even smiles like a stoner.

 

[gmase]

Hassan Nasrallah looks like Jerry Garcia and even smiles like a stoner.

 

[thanksimout]

Somewhere in the New Testament it says Jesus will come back "like a thief in the night."
So no I don't think I would recognize him which is unfortunate as I have questions.