Would you rather...

Which would you choose?

  • Mother

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Wife/Girlfriend

    Votes: 7 87.5%

  • Total voters
    8
  • Poll closed .
...watch your mom be beaten, raped and killed?

...watch your wife/girlfriend be beaten, raped and killed?

I understand this question may not apply to some people, answer anyway.

I gotta go with wife/girlfriend. Sorry baby. My mom is a saint.
 
Will there be popcorn?
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
I rather vouch for option C.But seeing as there isn't one,i'd say the
missus.I think I would go on a killing spree if it was my mother :mad:
 
Option D please; I kill, rape, mutilate and cannibalise all of your mothers and girlfriends saving mine in the process.

It's the only viable alternative. Yeah maybe the cannibalism is slightly over the top, but what the hell, I mean if I am going to rape and kill I might as well have lunch, right?
 
Well, I think I'll choose option E. I'll allow my mother, wife, AND girlfriend to beat rape and kill me. It's the kind choice, really. The would would be better without so many fucking lurkers.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Sorry, but family is sacred to me, so wife/girlfriend
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Seeing as how I'm single right now :sad face:, I guess my nonexistent girlfriend will suffer for her transgressions. High five for loopholes!
 
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