Would you put sperm to a woman even if she was sleeping?

  • No, it's illegal.

    Votes: 20 43.5%
  • Only in international waters.

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Hellz yes! That is some hot stuff right there.

    Votes: 13 28.3%
  • Are you kidding? Rufinol is my middle name.

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Motherfucker, I AM the motherfucking Sleep Creep.

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • Total voters
    46

Ike Stain

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Because apparently this Sleep Creep character is getting away with it on a fairly regular basis!

Hot or not?
 

Ike Stain

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Why not just ask if you would rape a woman?
:facepalm:
:ban:

Hey, don't talk to me buddy—talk to this Sleep Creep character.

I'm just trying to find out how many people think his brand of filth is hot.
 
Uh...dude. what the hell
 
Sure. It's not like I ask permission when they're conscious anyway.

Although the pleasure I take in listening to them cry would surely be diminished in that situation which is somewhat off putting. But I'm sure I could find something else to pull pleasure from, the fact that their bed is somewhat more comfortable than my own, perhaps?
 

Ike Stain

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I have seen him get slept crept as well though... :2 cents:

Yeah, I heard a bunch of the chicks from his site got together, drugged him, then banged out his ass with some pvc piping and he ended up with a prolapsed rectum.

It actually turned out o.k. though because it opened up a lot of opportunities to work on gay pink sock sites, which was enough to cover the reconstructive surgery.
 

Ike Stain

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does this napkin smell like chloroform?

Exactly, and now let me play devil's advocate and ask:

"Is passing out in say, a frat house, or the bathroom of the bus station, tantamount to consent?"

Now again, I am not condoning or condemning, merely posing philosophical questions.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
When the ladies are asleep.... I love to "tickle" them behind the ears with my penis!! They try to "swat" it away... but it's still there.

:) ;) :) ;)
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I prefer to sneak into a sleeping woman's bedroom and do her nails. Then I do their laundry, clean the bathroom, wank in their butter, take out her garbage, clean her garage, suck off her garden gnomes, make sure her computer is free of spyware and viruses, fine-tune her car, and tie any pets she has to ceiling fan blades.


That last bit is for me.
 
If you even have to question whether a concept is stupid or not in this industry not only is it almost always going to be stupid but it's not going to be anywhere near hot.
 
I prefer to sneak into a sleeping woman's bedroom and do her nails. Then I do their laundry, clean the bathroom, wank in their butter, take out her garbage, clean her garage, suck off her garden gnomes, make sure her computer is free of spyware and viruses, fine-tune her car, and tie any pets she has to ceiling fan blades.


That last bit is for me.

The bolded bits are for me.

:drool2:mmmmmmbutter....
 
Exactly, and now let me play devil's advocate and ask:

"Is passing out in say, a frat house, or the bathroom of the bus station, tantamount to consent?"

Now again, I am not condoning or condemning, merely posing philosophical questions.

Uhh, no. Is driving through Newark tantamount to surrenderering your car and asking a man with face tattoos to shoot you in the temple?

That's not the devil's advocate...that's just retarded.

Getting hammered and passing out at a frat house is stupid and horribly irresponsible, but it never absolves predation. Consent can not be likened to any behavior other than consent.
 
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